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I wonder if every city press club has an adjoining whiskey-soaked flophouse?
-- Mr. Bad


Police State Chronicles

All we want is a headrush. All we want is to get out of our skin for a while. We have nothing to lose because we don't have anything. Anything we want anyway... We used to hate people. Now we just make fun of them. It's more effective that way. We don't live. We just scratch on day to day with nothing but matchbooks and sarcasm in our pockets and all we are waiting for is for something worth waiting for. Let's admit America gets the celebrities we deserve. Let's stop saying "Don't quote me" because if no one quotes you. You probably haven't said a thing worth saying. We need something to kill the pain of all that nothing inside. We all just want to die a little bit. We fear that pop-culture is the only culture we're ever going to have. We want to stop reading magazines. Stop watching T.V. Stop caring about Hollywood. But we're addicted to the things we hate. We don't run Washington and no one really does. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what your country did to you. The only reason you're still alive is because someone has decided to let you live. We owe so much money we're not broke we're broken. We're so poor we can't even pay attention. So what do you want? You want to be famous and rich and happy. But you're terrified you have nothing to offer this world, nothing to say and no way to say it -- but you can say it in three languages. You are more than the sum of what you consume. Desire is not an occupation. You are alternately thrilled and desperate. Skyhigh and fucked. Let's stop praying for someone to save us and start saving ourselves. Let's stop this and start over. Let's go out - let's keep going. This is your life - this is your fucking life. We need something to kill the pain of all that nothing inside. Quit whining you haven't done anything wrong because frankly you haven't done much of anything. Someone's writing down your mistakes. Someone's documenting your downfall.
-- KMFDM Dogma

Pigdog Journal Articles

2011-04-07 San Francisco Uber Alles
2008-02-18 wikileaks.org DNS censored
2007-05-28 It can't happen here
2007-05-17 Torture: It's not just for witches anymore!
2007-05-14 A little Haldol for the road?
2007-04-18 C'mon, the cossacks work for the czar
2007-04-08 ..but at the border they told me this was a free country.
2007-04-03 Brown is the new black
2007-03-24 Kafka lives
2007-01-27 Someone must have been telling lies about Josef K., he knew he had done nothing wrong but, one morning, he was arrested.
2007-01-21 Yo, I gotcher great writ right here
2007-01-14 Start paying cash
2007-01-13 ď..or upon attorney general authorization.Ē
2006-11-29 Oopsie daisy!
2006-11-16 Staring at my sandals - that's a paddling

Offsite Links

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2019-01-11 Rep. Steve King wonders how the phrase "white supremacist" became "offensive"
-- Baron Earl
2011-03-03 Munyaradzi Gwisai, a lecturer at the University of Zimbabwe's law school, and five others were arrested and tortured for watching Internet news videos
-- Baron Earl
2011-03-01 Teach kids about the realities of living in a high-surveillance society
-- Baron Earl
2007-08-26 Even yet more torture for thee
-- Michael Bakunin
2007-08-26 I'm so bored with the P.S.C.
For daring to report illegal arms sales, Navy veteran Donald Vance says he was imprisoned by the American military in a security compound outside Baghdad and subjected to harsh interrogation methods. -- Michael Bakunin
2007-08-14 The Curious Vacuum Cleaner in Rm. 641A
The address is 611 Folsom Street in downtown San Francisco. To be more precise, itís in a tightly guarded, access restricted room: Room 641A. Thereís a loud sucking sound coming out of this room. Itís the sound of the United States Constitution going down a rat hole. -- Michael Bakunin
2007-08-13 Holy poo, this is getting ugly
Whether plaintiffs were subjected to surveillance is a state secret, and information tending to confirm or deny that fact is privileged. -- Michael Bakunin




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