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-- Mr. Bad


Miss Conduct
Putting the 'wo' in woman

There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good,
She was very, very good,
And when she was bad, she was boomshakalicious.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2003-07-29 Stop Buggin'
2003-07-11 One From the Ladies Room
2003-03-14 Coming to a Theater Near You
2003-02-28 To Self Publish or Not to Self Publish
2003-02-04 I Hate the Information Age
2003-01-24 Now With More War
2003-01-22 The Music Never Stops
2003-01-21 Your Jet Pack Is Recalled
2003-01-09 Here Is Your Jet Pack
2002-08-20 Those Crazy Dutch Have Resurrected Elvis
2002-06-26 I Pledge Adieu
2002-05-15 My Only Regret
2002-04-23 Deep Throat's Last Sigh
2002-04-21 Songs Of Love And Special Things
2002-03-02 Shake It, But Don't Break It
2002-01-21 Let Elvis Come Inside Of You
2002-01-21 I Have A New Daddy, His Name Is Mohandas
2002-01-04 Pigdog Journal Fourth Annual Christmas Essay Contest SECOND RUNNER UP ESSAY
2002-01-03 Feel The Love
2001-12-27 Unattended Article
2001-12-06 MAPS Needs Your Support
2001-10-16 Labels Are for Clothes
2001-10-05 He Makes Me Laugh
2001-09-25 Destruction Makes Me Horny
2001-09-25 Just Because You're Polyamorous Doesn't Mean I Want to Have Sex with You


Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2003-07-09 "Little" Green Man
Hulk's Bulk Makes Mom Sulk!
2003-04-26 Love is love
What the world needs now is love.
2003-04-14 Damn That Damn Nokia! damn
Nokia still hasn't sent me my refund, and now I find out I can only get THIS in Europe. Damn those damn Nokia f***ers!
2003-03-15 Herobuilders
Action heroes for modern times.
2003-03-14 VIVA LA MUSICA!!!
Beastie Boys Given it Away for Peace
2003-03-14 What to do in an emergency
After exposure to radiation it is important to consider that you may have mutated to gigantic dimensions: watch your head.
2003-02-06 Things You Don't See Everyday
A picture IS worth a thousand words.
2003-01-28 The Imagination Reels
"No! Bad Cockmonkey."
2003-01-28 It's All So Clear Now
This would explain just about everything.
2003-01-23 The 86 Rules Of Boozing
Boozing Rule #33: The only thing that tastes better than free liquor is stolen liquor.
2003-01-15 New Moons Over Neptune
A moon soon for everyone.
2003-01-15 Buddy,Can You Spare A Beer?
You know? There just doesn't seem to be enough Internet panhandling.
2002-12-27 Pregnant Barbie Friend Pulled
Barbie can be sexy, but she and her friends can't actually HAVE sex.
2002-12-24 Lingerie Barbie
Barbie finally revealed as her true tramp self.
2002-12-20 Maybe Sylvia Is Right
Those Crazy Cloning Canadians!
2002-12-18 I Hate Clowns
I still can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed that I personally know each and every one of these people.
2002-12-17 Lee Harvey was a Friend of Mine
2002-12-17 Destruction Still Makes Me Horny
When good buildings go bad. (flash)
2002-11-16 History of Michael Jackson's face
From black man to white woman.
2002-10-10 300 Year Old Contraception Method Resurfaces
Meaning of the word 'tart'
2002-10-08 If you're offended by sex, homosexuality, or even heterosexuality, don't bother.
MoSex opens its doors.
2002-10-01 Valhalla, I Am Coming!
Viking Kittens: hilariously ridiculous. (Flash)
2002-07-29 Something my friend worked on
Coolio new game from George Pucas coming out this Spring. Check it out!
2002-07-27 We Come In Peace
2002-07-24 Cryotherapy - not just for heads anymore
Experience the healing benefits of a glacier fresh cool-down spa treatment for that most deserving of body parts - your butt!
2002-07-22 Telling It Like It Is
New Micro$oft Ad
2002-06-17 You've come a long way, baby.
Use your ass wisely.
2002-05-28 How To Dance Properly
Personal site shines with subtle brilliance. '...The dancer then, both asks and answers the same question: Who is your daddy?.....I am your Daddy.'
2002-05-20 Don't Go Off Half Baked
Get feedback on your half-baked plan.
2002-05-07 Let's Play Dress Up
Wanna play with my doll?
2002-04-27 Suck On This!
Liquor pops anyone?
2002-04-26 Female or Shemale?
So, you think you know how to mack? Think again.
2002-03-19 Everybody needs it.
'Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important.'
2002-03-09 1001 things to do with liquid Nitrogen
Two cans of shaving cream can fill a car. Who knew?
2002-03-08 Better a well-delivered slap!
I've been wanting to do this for such a long time!
2002-03-05 Not Enough Homes For Them All
Lend a hand in feral feline population control.
2002-03-02 Healing Wounds After the Big One
Stop and smell the goddamn roses, people!
2002-02-27 Battered and fried
Inebriated lad losses battle with giant wad of dough.



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