Too Punk To Fuck
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Every Parent's Worst Nightmare
"What do you do when your bright, loveable [sic], talented kid turns into a punker overnight? The Nelsons are about to find out." promises the tag line from The Day My Kid Went Punk
, an ABC Afterschool Special from 1987.
Things Are More Like They Used To Be Than They Have Ever Been Before
Wherein Our Protagonist meets girl, dates girl, marries girl, makes girl pretend to be sister, they become famous, he plays guitar and sings like he was possessed by the undead supernatural spirits of Roberts Johnson and Plant, respectively, while she plays drums, at which she is considered to be quite decent. This story has a happy ending, not the least of which when it is revealed that Robert Plant has made a miraculous recovery from being a zombie:
The Snakefighter is Cast Into The Pit of Cobras
The Presidential race is on! And so far leading the pack we
have a coke-snorting alcoholic fratboy, a boring
pro-censorship hick, a former Nixon aid that admires
Hitler, and some pot-smoking Libertarian that no one cares
about. I don't know about you, but the choices leave a
taste in my mouth that can only be compared to having to
choose between drinking sour milk or fermented piss. Who
can you cast your vote FOR?
Gilman St. In Trouble
OK, so, if you're not from the San Francisco Bay Area, you
may not know about the Gilman St. Project. It's the
seminal club around here for the punk resurgence of the
late 80's/early 90's. Hell, it's where GREEN DAY started!
Woo-hoo! Anyways, it's in trouble.
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