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I would like to see sanctions against Iraq lifted -- but only after Saddam is gone. I would not want someone like Saddam Hussein to be able to spend the oil wealth of Iraq on weapons that might be used against the citizens of my country. I would like to see the oil wealth of Iraq spent on making the lives of Iraqi citizens better.
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Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
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A Nobel Prize-Winning Author Describes Liquor
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Songs Of Love And Special Things
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