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I'm a lot taller than I look.
-- Juggler Vain

 

Behold the Assman!
Everyone's Favorite! The Assman! Hooray for the Assman!

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-05-02 When Assmen Collide
2002-04-18 The Single Worst Thing Ever
2002-02-05 Try Assman's First!
1999-11-05 Mahir Needs Women
1999-08-16 Oh You Didn't Know? You Better Call Somebody!
1999-08-16 Assman Better Have My Money!
1999-07-29 Flowers For the Assman
1999-07-12 Ugly, or Just Plain Annoying: Pick One
1999-06-16 I Am the Assman! Goo Goo Ga Joob!
1999-05-27 The Assman Cometh

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.

2006-03-14 Stupid Drunk Tricks
David John Verrow, 46, was booked into Santa Rita Jail on a laundry list of crimes after he hit two parked cars, dashed from his truck and barricaded himself in his room. Once there, he used an ax to hack his way into an attic crawl space -- only to fall through the ceiling into the arms of the police below. -- Baron Earl
2002-07-24 Cryotherapy - not just for heads anymore
Experience the healing benefits of a glacier fresh cool-down spa treatment for that most deserving of body parts - your butt! -- Miss Conduct
2002-06-17 You've come a long way, baby.
Use your ass wisely. -- Miss Conduct
2002-03-19 Everybody needs it.
'Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important.' -- Miss Conduct
2000-07-21 Good-looking racecar driver, desperate for a date
-- El Destino

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