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Pigdog Journal Articles

2022-04-23

Kids art is freaky as fuck
Kids are terrible artists. They have no experience, no technique, no understanding of perspective or scale. When it comes to seeing something and rendering it accurately or recognizably on a piece of paper their abilities are pathetically inadequate to the task. -- Ersten Wiles

2019-01-30

Giant Space Penises
Filmmaker Trevor Anderson's short film Docking debuted at the 2019 Sundance Film Festival. While the film is intended as a metaphor for Anderson's relationship issues, it will be remembered as the film with two giant, photorealistic space penises traveling between the stars. -- Baron Earl

2011-03-21

Is Ant-Man a Voyeur in Marvel Comics?
Choice one: unite with earth's Mightiest Heroes to fight the evil-est super villains. Choice two: lurk in a shower to voyeuristically peep on Ms. Marvel as she's soaping up her naked superhero body. -- El Destino

2006-08-24

Debbie Does Dallas - The Musical
After a gruelling two-week trip through the motorcycle heart of cowboy America, I returned to San Francisco for a welcome romp through the hilarious smut of Debbie Does Dallas -- The Musical. What a great way to get back into synch with the City and just how wonderfully bent we are here. I mean, seriously -- where else can you go to a stage musical in which the lead actor strolls onstage with his balls hanging out of his underwear? -- Reverend CyberSatan

2003-03-09

I've Seen Dead People
I've just came back after second viewing (first being abortive, due to a friend keeling over) of Gunter von Hagen's plastinated flesh circus. Plastination is about substituting water in cadaver tissues by solvent-borne monomer, and then polymerizing in situ. Peachy-clean. -- Eugene Leitl

2003-02-28

To Self Publish or Not to Self Publish
Few fearless readers realize that the Roots of Pigdog are planted in the Gardens of Self Publishing. -- Miss Conduct

2002-09-26

Cut 'n Paste
I don't know what it is about the Germans and their fixation on creating a master race, but yet another German scientist wants to create a new, improved human being. Germans have tried this before, and the results were Not Good. At least the human beings this German scientist is working on are dead before he starts cutting them up. -- Baron Earl

2002-04-28

What a Fucking Nightmare
In an apparent attempt to exact sadistic revenge for the decline of the British Empire in the modern age, a pair of English artistes have sworn to create and inflict upon their audience a three-part symphony played entirely through the ring-tones of thirty mobile phones. They're calling it the "New Ring Cycle." -- Siduri

2001-11-24

Sex Crimes of the X-Men
"Gee, I wish I was older."
"So do I." -- El Destino

2001-09-07

Here's A Good Reason To Use Microsoft Software
Here's a challenge: this site is looking for creative minds to make images using nothing but MS Paint. -- The Compulsive Splicer

2001-06-09

Fun and Flames at Survival Research Labs
Our intrepid reporter and gonzo journalist, CrackMonkey, went to the Survival Research Labs and artcar demolition derby in San Francisco last night and got demolished. He filed this report which we now post for posterity here in the Pigdog Journal, where Bad People of Future stay informed. -- Crackmonkey

2000-11-03

Smile! You're on Fascist Camera
Wow! I've been all around this great big world, and I've seen all kinds of girls. But that's neither here nor there. What's up with SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS, man? -- Mr. Bad

2000-06-30

Dominatrix Whips Cow in New York
Two New York dominatrixes flogged a fiberglass cow in New York City. The cow -- which cost $10,000 -- stands at the center of a raging controversy...and a big lawsuit. -- El Destino

2000-05-05

Font Porn
Now this is something I never thought I'd live to see: porno typography! -- The Compulsive Splicer

2000-04-11

Skins! For Browsers!
"Welcome to Fruity Gum," it says above the web browser's address bar. The "back" and "forward" buttons are red and white squares that look like Chiclets. And the icon loading the bookmark file is an orange circle with yellow arrows pointing in all directions, over a purple-and-red honeycomb pattern. -- El Destino

2000-02-21

Haunted Painting Scares Up Serious eBay Scrilla
Have you heard about the Haunted Painting? It appeared in a listing on eBay one day and everybody who saw it listed there had to go tell some folks, "Hey, did you hear about the Haunted Painting on eBay?" I am one of those people. Well, not really, since I don't look at eBay, but somebody told me about it and now I am really scared but I wish I had that painting. -- Tjames Madison

1999-11-15

Goddamn Hippies!
More and more people are leaving their cars at home, and are re-discovering the joys of biking. You would think that the back-to-nature hippies would be doing cartwheels over this. But no! Now they want the bike to be as natural as possible. They want them to be made out of wood! -- Flesh

1999-11-05

WWW in 3D
You've gotta love a guy who came up with a use for those red & blue 3D glasses you've been hanging onto since you went and saw House of Wax when it was re-released back in 1981. 3D web pages! Brilliant! Beaujolais! -- Baron Earl

1999-10-18

jodi.org! Fucking art fucking fucks!
Man, I've had this URL at the bottom of my basket for a LONG time. jodi.org is a weird place. I just don't know. It doesn't make any sense, and everybody's already had a link to it. BUT I LOVE IT!!!! -- Mr. Bad

1999-08-16

Sad But True
Here's the story of a guy who jumped off a roof for art. It's not really a new story, but it might be NEW TO YOU! -- The Compulsive Splicer

1999-08-16

Hail, &!
Hey, the ampersand is pretty cool & shit, no doubt. It was only a matter of time before someone devoted some valuable Web real estate to this venerable typographic entity. -- The Compulsive Splicer

Offsite links shared by staff writers

2007-08-27

Laser Tagging -- Baron Earl

2006-02-17

Sqrat Decanter
If you don't mind a little fur in your whiskey. -- Baron Earl

2005-12-15

2004-04-22

2002-11-23

Fun with Photoshop -- Baron Earl

2002-10-11

2002-09-26

Starsky and Hutch: The Movie
The creative well of cinema is running dry. That, or all the cool ideas were destroyed on 9/11. -- Flesh

2002-08-22

Bart / Ass
Some people should not be allowed to get tats. And looking at the quality, some people should not be allowed to do tats. -- Eugene Leitl

2002-07-27

We Come In Peace -- Miss Conduct

2002-03-01

Victorian Space Cakes
Little Drug Fiends is Louisa May Alcott's lesser-known sequel to Little Women. -- Sid & Cyn

2001-12-01

Obeisance to Chevron -- Baron Earl

2001-08-04

2001-05-27

Smack Bush -- Baron Earl

2001-04-15

2000-12-09

The Turkish Wizard of Oz -- Baron Earl

2000-09-26

2000-07-28

2000-04-27

Oh, GAAAAAGG!
Really, this is just stupid. Folks, get a grip. Oh, and get a Trackball Marble, while you're at it. -- Mr. Bad

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