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2011-03-05
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'Sexting' and other gibberish now official words
-- Daemon Agent
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2007-08-27
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Dwarf glued penis to Hoover
-- Baron Earl
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2006-09-27
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My opponent pays teenagers to watch porn with probes connected to their genitalia
-- El Destino
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2006-03-03
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Thomas Edison Kills Elephant: Film at 11
In 1903, Thomas A. Edison, inventor of the light bulb, electrocuted an elephant to death. For some reason, he filmed the event and showed the clip often at lectures. Did you know that Edison was an elephant-killing rat bastard? Because he was.
-- LiquorPig
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2006-03-01
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Which ancient leader are you?
-- Baron Earl
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2003-03-15
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Herobuilders
Action heroes for modern times.
-- Miss Conduct
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2003-03-14
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French Disconnection Act of 2003
-- Baron Earl
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2002-12-23
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Vampire Hysteria Causes Bloody Brawls in Malawi
-- Baron Earl
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2002-12-20
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Maybe Sylvia Is Right
Those Crazy Cloning Canadians!
-- Miss Conduct
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2002-09-26
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Everyone else will leave because of the smell...
-- Baron Earl
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2002-05-28
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Moral of this story... Don't fart in during an operation
Moral of this story: Don't fart in during an operation
-- JRoyale
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2002-04-09
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Nixon Running for Office
Richard M. Nixon running for Alabama State Agriculture Commissioner
-- JRoyale
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2002-04-02
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George Lucas is going to slowly burn in the deepest pit in hell for this.
-- Flesh
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2002-04-02
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Please don't eat the dog
-- Flesh
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2001-11-26
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The sickest craft project ever.
-- Brytown
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2001-11-19
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Butt Breathing Tuttles
-- JRoyale
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2001-11-06
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Lyndon LaRouche says
Lyndon LaRouche says "GOD HAS BLESSED ME!"
-- JRoyale
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2001-10-28
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Thinking of vacationing in Zambia? Just don't.
-- Downer Cow
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2001-10-12
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Drunken Afghan diplomat flashes two women
-- El Destino
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2001-10-11
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Announcing Wonderbum for Women Desiring Pert Cheeks
-- JRoyale
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2001-07-25
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Cut Off My Feet . com
-- El Destino
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2001-06-12
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Need an energy boost? Try canned "Gozilla Meat"
Need an energy boost? Try canned "Gozilla Meat"
and you'll be stomping for hours.
-- JRoyale
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2001-06-04
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Icky Icky Piss Swilling!
-- Negative Nancy
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2001-06-02
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Parents buy 16-year-old daughter larger breasts
-- El Destino
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2001-05-19
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Real pictures of a C204 Gravity Distortion Time Displacement Unit from the year 2035.
-- El Snatcher
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2001-02-22
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Guilty of Exercising Unnatural Behavior
-- JRoyale
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2001-01-20
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The Ultimate Taxi
Holy cripes! Crazy fucking DRUGHEAD taxi in Aspen, CO with
wireless Webcam. It's insane! I wanna go to Aspen! I want
a citywide Wireless LAN here in SF, too.
-- Mr. Bad
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2000-12-08
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Ancient Egyptian Treasures In The Grand Canyon?
-- El Snatcher
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2000-12-08
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Yeti@Home
YETI@Home is a scientific experiment that harnesses the power of
hundreds of thousands of Internet-connected computers in the search
for giant ape-like creatures (YETI).
-- El Snatcher
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2000-12-06
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McDonald's tries to make better food than KFC
-- Baron Earl
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2000-12-06
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Poop Transfusion
-- Baron Earl
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2000-11-08
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SF Firefighters Give Dot-Com Yuppster Exactly What He Deserves.
-- Flesh
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2000-10-28
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Cybernetic Parrot Sausage
The fact that "Cybernetic Parrot Sausage" is not some fhreaky
60s psychedelic band, but an actual CYBERNETIC PARROT SAUSAGE, is
just too cool for words. I mean, truth in advertising, for
once, eh?
-- Mr. Bad
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2000-10-26
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An index of all things Galactican and Republican
An index of all things Galactican and Republican. Two great tastes that go together?
-- JRoyale
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2000-10-26
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Pat Buchanan Slurps Infant Brains Through Skull
EXCLUSIVE: Pat Buchanan drills hole in skull of infant, sucks
out soft unformed brain matter!
-- Mr. Bad
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2000-10-16
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CEO Wealth Meter
-- Baron Earl
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2000-10-16
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Seven Golden Rules for Building Community
Seven Golden Rules for Building Community.
-- Baron Earl
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2000-09-28
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Jim Morrison May Lose Lease... on his Grave
Jim Morrison May Lose Lease... on his Grave.
-- Baron Earl
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2000-09-21
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Clone Jesus!
-- Baron Earl
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2000-09-16
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The eBike- The Triple Java Powered Computer Bike
-- Flesh
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2000-09-16
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Please Be Much Notice Our Mastery Of Engrish
-- Flesh
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2000-09-16
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MC Hawking- The OG Rapper
-- Flesh
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2000-09-16
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Ben & Jerry Help Clean Up The Enviroment, By Making You Eat Dioxon!
-- Flesh
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2000-09-16
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Damn! Why Wasn't This Available When I Got Hitched In Vegas?
-- Flesh
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2000-09-07
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Dog food ads from New Zealand
Kiwis have greater tolerance for humor in their dog food.
-- The Compulsive Splicer
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2000-08-25
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Britney Spears Is Smarter That You
-- Flesh
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2000-08-25
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Why Vets Are *Really* Going Back Over To Viet Nam.
Why Viet Nam Vets Are *Really* Going Back Over
-- Flesh
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2000-08-25
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Would You Let Ron Jeremy Fuck You In The Ass For $3,000? How About $5,000?
-- Flesh
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2000-08-25
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Fred Phelps says Billy Graham Will Burn In Hell For Acting Like A Christian.
-- Flesh
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2000-08-25
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Too Lazy To Read A Book? Too Lazy To Listen To some Schmuck Reading A Book? Then This Is For You.
-- Flesh
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2000-08-17
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Kurt Cobain haunts my laptop
-- El Destino
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2000-07-28
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BENEVOLENCE
BENEVOLENCE - A Support Network for Objectivists in Serious Trouble. And those who wish to help.
-- Baron Earl
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2000-06-28
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"Crazy" Larry Ellison Hires Private Dicks To Watch Microsoft.
-- Flesh
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2000-06-20
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England (The Country Who Gave Us Canadia) Now So Hopelessly Inbred, They Can't Even Eat Shit Correctly.
England (The Country Who Gave Us Canadia) Now So Inbred, They Can't Even Eat Shit Correctly.
-- Flesh
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2000-05-28
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Italy Invades Sweden
Feather-Headed Italian Soldiers Invade Sweden
-- JRoyale
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2000-05-06
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Honey, I Think That There is a Shark in the Basement
-- JRoyale
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2000-05-05
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I'm for nude dancing and flag burning... so I must be an elitist, leading a cultural coup d'etat
I'm for nude dancing and flag burning... so I must be an
elitist, leading a cultural coup d'etat.
-- JRoyale
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2000-04-09
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Demos straight from the bowels of hell
-- Flesh
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2000-04-05
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King of Africa
Man, how depressing. This guy is the same age as Tjames, and
he's King of Africa or some shit. I fucking hate overachievers.
-- Mr. Bad
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2000-03-11
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Batboy escapes from scientist's clutches... AGAIN!
-- Baron Earl
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2000-02-08
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Randolph Mantooth Has a Posse
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-12-08
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Wanna Buy Some Blood? How About Some Hormones?
-- Flesh
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1999-08-24
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AP: Drunk Cop Crashes Chevy Citation Into Aztec Temple
-- El Snatcher
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1999-08-24
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AP: Naked Ghosts Scaring Iraqi Drivers
-- El Snatcher
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1999-08-18
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French fatten pigs and poultry with sewage!
UK Times: Major health risk -- disgusting French fatten pigs and poultry with sewage!
-- El Snatcher
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1999-08-06
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World's Oldest Goldfish Has Kicked the Bucket!! Tish the Fish Dead at 43!
World's Oldest Goldfish Has Kicked the Bucket!! Fish Dead
at 43!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-08-04
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World's Largest Penis Flower Blooms with Scent of Rotting Flesh!!
World's Largest Penis Flower Blooms with Scent of Rotting Flesh!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-08-03
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Japanese Use Mechanical BUTT to Test Car Seats!
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-07-16
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Yet Another Crazy Brit Fails to Storm Buckingham Palace
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-07-15
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Subterranea Britannica
Subterranea Britannica -- devoted the the study and
investigation of man-made and man-used underground places.
-- El Snatcher
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1999-07-15
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Exploding BEER BOTTLES Confound, Alarm Chinese Citizens!
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-07-13
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Reuters: Preschooler Takes Toy Truck For Highway Joyride
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-07-12
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NandoTimes: Here comes the bride, formerly the groom, and vice versa!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-07-08
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Colombia's Ugly Pageant!! You can check out the contestants!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-07-07
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Latest offering from Japanese vending machines: filthy insects
-- El Snatcher
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1999-06-29
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Real Life Oceans 11 Caper Plays Out in Vegas
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-06-28
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Russian's build goofy looking flying saucer for world to laugh at!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-06-16
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Man Arrested For Hitting Girlfriend With Fish
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-06-15
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Catholic Saint of the Internet!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-06-12
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Giant Space Disco Ball!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-06-11
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"Hey Whiskas": Athlete Changes Name to Cat Food Brand
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-06-10
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Fecal Explosions Rock Honduran Capital
-- Tjames Madison
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1999-06-10
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Journal Sentinel: Two-Headed Piglet Stolen
-- El Snatcher
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1999-06-08
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Reuters: Mother Castrates Son For Medicine?
-- El Snatcher
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1999-06-08
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BBC: Needle found in baby's kidney
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
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1999-06-03
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UK Times: Swamp safari seeks living brontosaurus
-- El Snatcher
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1999-06-03
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Reuters: Norwegian woman uses cleavage to incubate bird...
-- El Snatcher
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1999-06-03
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UK Times: Lost continent found under the ocean...
-- El Snatcher
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1999-05-26
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UK Independent: Vast Maya city found -- with 10 pyramids!
-- El Snatcher
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