Pigdog Journal Articles
Not Enough Walken
I went and saw The Stepford Wives
over the weekend. Every now and then I like to see a movie on its opening weekend, and it doesn't really matter what the movie is. I just like sitting in the dark in the 6th or 7th row back from the screen and getting totally absorbed in the movie. If the theater is packed and the movie gets a reaction from the audience – audible gasps, groans, or guffaws – so much the better. Unfortunately, The Stepford Wives
was a rotten remake of a low-budget 1975 B-movie
, and even Christopher Walken's presence didn't save the film.
Justice And Sanity Kicked in the Balls by Wrong-headed Pig People
The world sits on the brink of disaster today: an insane war for oil half a world away fought over the broken bodies of long-standing alliances and the dream of international law and order. People all over the globe are considering what's gone so wrong that the American war machine can blaze gigagallons of radioactive bullsemen into the dying throats of Iraqi children and the hopes of decent folks for centuries. Well, I mean, _other_ people are thinking about that. Me, I'm thinking about the fuckheads at the Raspberry Awards and their unconscionable sleight against Christopher Walken.
The Walken / Country Bear Conspiracy
As has been recently reported in the PDJ, Christopher Walken
, evil s00per villain extraordinaire, will be appearing next month in Disney's newest release, The Country Bear Movie. Always playing some wicked and very disturbed badass in movies like Sleepy Hollow, Illuminata, The Prophecy I, II, III, Pulp Fiction, Batman Returns, The Milagro Beanfield War, A View to a Kill, The Dogs of War, Heaven's Gate, and The Deer Hunter, Walken is unsuprisingly a big favorite in the PDJ news room.
Walken Fan Club Materializes
Hey Crazy: join the Christopher Walken fan club! Free
membership and everything! Dang. As I sit here drinking
wine and listening to pirated Gnotella Willie Nelson music,
it occurs to me that everyone should join this club right
Walken and Singin'?
When someone says "musical" don't you immediately think Christopher Walken?
Well, no, neither do I. But if someone were to say "James
Joyce," how about then? OK, still no Christopher Walken.
But what about "The Dead"? Ah ha! See, see, it all makes
sense to have Christopher Walken starring in a musical
adaptation of James Joyce's depressing short story "The
Communion Anal Probe Scene Museum
Many people consider Christopher Walken's finest acting job
to be his roll in The Deer Hunter
, the 1978 film
about the effects of Vietnam. He garnered the
Best-Supporting-Actor Oscar for it. However, his true tour
de force is Communion,
a greatly under appreciated
film about bad, buggerin' aliens.
Monumental Christopher Walken Newsletter
Did you know that early in his career Christopher Walken
was in musicals, and he sang, and he wore a white-hair wig
like an English judge? Can you imagine how frightening
that must have been?
Offsite links shared by staff writers
Walken In My Shoes
'Walken In My Shoes' -- The First Brazilian Christopher
Walken Site (Bad Geocities)...