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Most of the time "ugly" is a state of mind. To surpass that state of mind, you have to encourage the ugly person to reach beyond their ugliness - this is what the liquor is for. If that doesn't work, you'll need to look very hard for the inner beauty of the ugly person - this is what the paper bag is for.
-- MLP
Eat the Interlingvo
Pigdog Journal Articles
2002-10-11
So, yeah, this is the part of Pigdog where Mr. Bad rants incomprehensibly about Esperanto, the Official Language of Bad People of the Future. Or where other Pigdog authors put up links to harsh critiques of Esperanto, or where El Snatcher puts up Protocols-of-the-Elders-of-Zion-style incomprehensible Esperanto conspiracy slurs. So what's the news in Esperanto-land? toki pona.
2000-12-28
Check it: a cool and useful library of works written in or translated to Esperanto. All available on-line, for you, the ravenous Esperanto reader. Bujholej!
2000-12-20
Yet more Esperanto fun for the crazy Esperanto set! You know who you are, you swingers you! I love the lot of you! Serious! I mean it! Let's do lunch and shit.
2000-11-01
But of course! Esperanto is useful for so many purposes, it's time to use it for picking up fraulinoj, my friend.
2000-10-18
Bujholej! I'm pleased to report yet another fine RealAudio Internet radio show. But this one is in ESPERANTO. Bonege!
2000-01-28
It's the latest thing! Kerjillions of madmen and freaks are combining the universal interlanguage ESPERANTO with the universal operating system LINUX! Insanity, by definition, must ensue!
1999-11-21
Hot diggity DAMN! I thought I'd seen everything, until I saw DAVID RADIKULO, Esperantist wiccan BLUESMAN! I FUCKING love this TOWN!
1999-10-19
Well, I just got finished writing a 12-paragraph rant about morning radio shows, and my browser crashed just as I was trying to submit it. I'm too pissed off to re-write it right now, so I'm going to punish all of you and put up another Esperanto link.
1999-06-11
Check it out! You haven't heard the news until you've heard it in Esperanto from Radio Tallinnin! Yeah, baby!
1999-05-12
So years before he was known as Capt. James T. Kirk, William Shatner starred in this movie called "Incubus." What makes this film worth noting, is that the entire dialog is in Esperanto! No, I'm not kidding! Esperanto!
Offsite links shared by staff writers
2002-05-06
2002-04-07
1999-12-26
Hey, it's another beginner's Esperanto course on the Web. This one is more conversational and phrasey and shit.
1999-12-26
An excellent history of constructed languages. Don Harlow ROCKS.
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