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As far as I can tell, my salary is for useful programming, and the options are for total lines of code. Which given the current stock price, seems fair and just for everyone.
-- Joe

 

Animal Rampage

The dirty little secret of the Animal Kingdom is that ALL ANIMALS HATE US. Even the cute ones. So watch your back!

Pigdog Journal Articles

2008-04-09 Bride price: $2.7 million
2007-04-13 The chicken story
2006-06-06 Holy mother of poo
2006-03-01 "Grizzly Man" Delivers the Laughs
2003-06-12 Come on, people. It's SQRAT Pox! Get it right.
2002-12-18 Drunken Elephants go on Murderous Rampage
2002-11-12 Pavement Soaked in Blood After Vicious Squirrel Attack
2002-11-12 Scary Squirrel Shorts Senior's Circuits
2002-07-09 Ragged Band of Indomitable Celts Stage Desperate Last Stand Against Hedgehog Imperialists
2002-05-01 Rise of the Ratbots!
2002-04-25 Boscoe the Turtle Has Cashed His Check
2002-02-02 Six More Weeks of Bombing
2002-01-25 Psycho Techno Hypno Kitten Snake
2002-01-08 Marvel of Love Savagely Destroyed by Brutal World
2001-07-26 Piranha Not Piranha
2001-05-19 My Pseudojournalism Is Yellow!
2001-05-17 Crazed Otters Terrorize Mankind
2001-05-15 Ape Monster Ravages New Delhi
2001-04-19 Serial Killing Seal
2001-02-22 This Tiger Don't Take Shit
2001-02-21 Pig Eats Man's Head and Balls
2000-06-08 Dirty Deer takes Bubble Bath
2000-06-07 Crazed Beaver Gnaws Dogs
2000-05-01 Enraged Bull Leaves Wake of Destruction in Helpless Spokane!!!
2000-01-17 When Animal Breeding Goes Horribly Wrong
1999-11-05 Squirrel Ka-Bobs
1999-08-25 Elephant Blood Donations Urgently Sought!
1999-08-19 Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
1999-08-17 Project GRIZZLY!
1999-08-11 Bees!
1999-08-03 Incredibly Cool Simulated Animal Torture!
1999-07-20 Blood-Thirsty Rats Back in Deutschland
1999-07-07 Sqrats Go Commercial Too Soon
1999-07-07 Another Day, Another Dead Guy in a Whale Tank Story
1999-07-04 Outrage!! Vicious Squirrel Attack on MY CITY!!!
1999-06-29 Polar Bears! Whales! Oh My!
1999-06-28 Careless Canadians Foster Virulent Gopher Strain
1999-06-24 Sqrats: The New Rodent Super Weapon
1999-06-17 Dead Snakes Are Just Faking It
1999-06-16 British Plot Against America: Squirrel Domination!
1999-06-11 Beekeeper Rivalry Turns Deadly
1999-06-09 Elephant Gang Stomps Villagers in Vietnam
1999-06-07 Government Shutdown as Rabid Bats Swarm Northern Mexico
1999-06-02 Killer Bees Attack Texas!
1999-06-02 Killer Bees Attack Mexico Schoolkids!
1999-05-26 Rock Me Dr. Zaius
1999-05-21 Rus the Surfin' Squirrel
1999-03-31 Fabio Latest Victim of Insane Animal Hostility
1999-03-16 Squirrel Cuts Power To Five Thousand
1999-02-24 Nasty Rutting Skunks Invade Home
1999-02-22 India Cracks Down on Monkey Menace
1999-02-04 Peeping Tom Squirrel!
1998-12-04 Dog Fights Off Murderous Deer
1998-12-01 Truck Spills Millions of Bees
1998-11-10 Pig Vs. Pig Grudge Match!
1998-10-05 Flying Squirrels Terrorize Family!

Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is (usually) found and not created by Pigdog Journal staff. Read at your own risk.

2006-08-18 Pigdog found dead in Maine
It was charcoal gray, weighed between 40 and 50 pounds and had a bushy tail, a short snout, short ears and curled fangs hanging over its lips, he said. It looked like "something out of a Stephen King story." -- Baron Earl
2005-10-19 Squid + Hillbillies == the best new television show this fall!
-- El Snatcher
2004-12-09 Crazy Cat Lady Strikes Again
-- Dkr. Armand Geddyn
2004-02-19 Whale explodes in Taiwanese city
-- Baron Earl
2003-02-06 Crab Vs. Pipe
A little lesson in the power of pressure, with gratuitous animal death for your enlightenment and amusement. -- Siduri
2003-01-28 The Imagination Reels
"No! Bad Cockmonkey." -- Miss Conduct
2002-11-12 Looking to get into hunting? Try squirrels!
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Squirrel rampage causes power surge, destroys equipment
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Squirrel knocks out power to thousands in Napa
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Squirrels repeatedly attack New Jersey power systems
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Power service cut in Bloomington by cunning squirrel commando
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Benicia woman attacked by squirrel
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Squirrel cuts off power in Skowhegan area of Maine
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Squirrel Electrocuted in Palo Alto
-- Baron Earl
2002-11-12 Squirrel Attacks University
In win act of carefully-planned sabotage, a squirrel has attacked the electrical system supplying power to the University of South Florida. -- Baron Earl
2002-08-15 Squirrel Rampage Ends in Death
A squirrel in Illinois went on a rampage that left at least four people injured. That squirrel is now DEAD. -- Baron Earl
2002-07-22 Some people have no place using multimedia authoring packages.
-- Paul Vortex
2002-07-20 Poke the Bunny
-- Baron Earl
2002-06-13 Spider Finds Home in Woman's Ear
-- Baron Earl
2002-04-12 Beware the evil jack rabbits of Santa Rosa!
-- El Snatcher
2002-03-05 Not Enough Homes For Them All
Lend a hand in feral feline population control. -- Miss Conduct
2002-02-06 Stupid RIPOFF Sqrat Movie
This is a dumb movie that Rupert Murdoch's asshole fascist company Fox made. It looks like they hired the same cheap-ass Korean animators who did Dire Straits' "Money For Nothing" video. Woohoo, COMPUTER ANIMATION. They mention a goddamn sqrat, they misspell it, and fuck them sideways. God, I hate that goddamn Fox. -- Mr. Bad
2002-01-01 Drunken Raccoon Rampage
-- Baron Earl
2001-12-26 Plan To Burn Opossum Burns Woman
-- Baron Earl
2001-12-02 The Longest Bird Penis Ever
The Longest Bird Penis Ever -- Baron Earl
2001-11-27 Man injured in squirrel 'whiplash attack.'
-- El Snatcher
2001-11-07 "Giving animals hand-jobs", complains zoo sperm bank worker
"Giving animals hand-jobs" complains zoo sperm bank worker -- El Destino
2001-10-10 Dog Shoots Man
Dog Shoot Man -- JRoyale
2001-08-28 Beware of Sewer Lizards
Beware of sewer lizards -- El Destino
2001-07-30 Scary Squirrels!
-- El Destino
2001-07-19 How they make Coondogs
-- JRoyale
2001-07-06 Spiders on speed
-- El Destino
2001-07-05 How to kill squirrels
-- El Destino
2001-05-27 Bonsai Kitten - Keep 'em Small Forever
-- Baron Earl
2001-05-07 Crazed otter drowns fluffy dog
-- El Destino
2001-04-15 The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite
The Infinite Monkey Protocol Suite. -- Baron Earl
2001-04-15 Victims of Beastiality
-- Baron Earl
2001-04-15 Easter is now CANCELLED!
-- Baron Earl
2001-03-26 Nintendo's demented "girl talk" ad
-- El Destino
2000-11-06 More Animal Attacks. Ram Rams Breaver's
More Animal Attacks. Ram Rams Breaver's -- JRoyale
2000-10-28 Airborne Hogs or Flying Pigs - either way it was First Class
-- JRoyale
2000-10-12 Hate Scrats
Do you hate Scrats? Check out the anti-squirrel web ring. -- JRoyale
2000-09-28 Monkeys the new weapon of Paris gangs
Monkeys the new weapon of Paris gangs. -- Baron Earl
2000-09-21 Green Flourescent Bunny
Green Flourescent Bunny. -- Baron Earl
2000-06-28 Squirrel Shredders
When throwing hundreds of squirrels into a jet engine is OUTLAWED, only OUTLAWS will throw hundreds of squirrels into a jet engine. OK, outlaws, and the DUTCH. They'll keep doing it, too. -- Downer Cow
2000-05-22 Woman's Arm is Tasty Tiger Treat
-- JRoyale
2000-05-03 Seadog's bite Mayor... Go Seadogs go!
-- JRoyale
2000-03-24 Mini Pet Sqrats!
Yay! Miniature pet sqrat-skunko creatures for all my friends!! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
2000-03-23 Is that a snake in your pants, or...
Is that a snake in your pants, or are you just a perverted Frenchman? -- Ms.BunnyPenny
2000-01-18 Hey, I gotta get me one of them virtual dogs...
-- El Snatcher
1999-09-14 The Latest 'Skunk Ape' Sighting!
-- El Snatcher
1999-07-28 Postman Attacked by Evil Cow in England!!!
-- El Snatcher
1999-07-15 Aussie Pitbulls Maul Postman, Horse
-- Tjames Madison
1999-07-11 AP: Polar Bear / Eskimo hostilities resume! One Inuit dead, two badly injured...
AP: Polar Bear / Eskimo hostilities resume! One Inuit dead, two badly injured... -- El Snatcher
1999-07-09 SquirrelCAM!!
SquirrelCAM!! -- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-29 OSI - it's for Pigs!
The Open Source Initiative has finally decided to branch off into other realms! For instance, this site will show you the best in Canadista Back-Bacon production! -- Crackmonkey
1999-06-29 Another Fish Beating Reported
-- Tjames Madison
1999-06-21 Robot Arm Wired to RAT's Brain!!
-- Ms.BunnyPenny
1999-06-08 Reuters: Weirdo hen-eating Sheep!
-- El Snatcher
1999-05-26 Rampaging elephant stampedes through downtown Madrid
-- Tjames Madison

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