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Ultimate Shit 'N Slide
NBC's production of the Ultimate Slip 'N Slide
TV show had to be shut down this week after approximately 40 crew and cast members fell violently ill with "awful explosive diarrhea."
Cowardly Olympic Athletes Dodge Duty On War Front to Play in Snow
One might think that in time of national war the cream of America's youth, her most hale and hearty corn-fed offspring, would be giving every minute of their day to fight Osamur bin Laden and his demonous Al-Qaedur network wherever they were needed. One would be, in fact, wrong: America's finest are thousands of miles away from the front, playing children's games in the snow for the entertainment of humorless Mormons. How could this have happened? Have the terrorists already won?
Harlem Globetrotters Threatened to Sue Me! Go Team!
In case the bludgeoning overflow of advertisement hasn't tipped you off, the Harlem
Globetrotters are on tour right now. THE UNFORGETTABLE TOUR, which is like THE INVISIBLE
MAN or THE PURLOINED LETTER, except that it isn't 19th century genre fiction. But did
you know about the special connection between Pigdog and the Harlem Globetrotters?
Yeah, I know, the XFL stories are running fast and loose
all over the mainstream media and they're really getting kind
of boring. Everybody thinks the XFL is just haw-haw-haw hilarious, and
it's not. But I still feel a warmness in my heart for the
home team San Francisco Demons.
Annotated Dennis Miller
Now, old Johnnie isn't a big sports fan anymore. I used to be
until all the major sport leagues went on strike and the
salaries went through the roof.
Secure the Perimeter: A's and Giants Both in Pennant Races
Holy crap! It's happening again! The A's just clinched the
American League West title yesterday, and the Giants have
the National League West already sewn up. So that means
both teams are in pennant races, which means POTENTIAL
Fun-Loving Aussies Deliver Another Blow to Equality
Australia - traditionally a strong competitor for the UN's annual
"It's a Man's Man's Man's Man's Man's Man's World" prize - has
once again demonstrated the level of sensitivity and equality
that make the remote island a prime spot for all-male drumming
circles, "Iron John" fan club meetings and group rate wife beater
Extremely Strange Wrestling
THIS is the result of too much bad crank in Cali!
THIS is stuff Flesh probably used to do, FOR FREE, and NOT IN
THIS is where a leather dominatrix BITCH can be seen with the
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