General Electric: Corporation with Benefits
Reported 2011-03-31 09:45:21
By Baron Earl

GE reported global profits of $14.2 billion with $5.1 billion of the total from U.S. operations. Its American tax bill? LESS THAN ZERO. Based on tax laws which G.E. lobbyists helped to write, G.E. managed to claim a tax benefit of $3.2 billion. (More...)

SF Chronicle finds a new way to keep subscribers
Reported 2011-03-27 18:22:22
By Baron Earl

The San Francisco Chronicle has found a new way to keep their newspaper subscribers from canceling their subscriptions -- they don't provide a "Cancel Subscription" option on the Subscriber Services page. (More...)

Perverted Sex in Marvel Comics?
Reported 2011-03-21 10:19:01
By El Destino

Choice one: unite with earth's Mightiest Heroes to fight the evil-est super villains. Choice two: lurk in a shower to peep on Ms. Marvel as she's soaping up her luscious naked superhero body. (More...)

Oh Hey... LOOK, We Have Comments
Reported 2011-03-18 21:12:01
By JRoyale

Wow... we have comments... I mean the PDJ now allows you, our shithead readers to leave us comments. (More...)

The Bacon Rocket
Reported 2011-03-17 13:08:14
By JRoyale

These blokes attempt to answer the age old question... can you make a rocket out of bacon? (More...)

WWE SMACK DOWN - From the Schoolyard
Reported 2011-03-15 15:13:54
By JRoyale

So I'm generally against all types of violence... but sometimes they just cross the line. And admittedly, I don't have the complete back story here, but honestly, you really don't need more than this video to figure out who's right and who's wrong and who deserved to eat concrete. (More...)

UFO over Brazil causes cameraman to take shaky, out-of-focus pictures
Reported 2011-03-02 22:16:23
By Baron Earl

The damn ay-leens are at it again, using their mind-rays to cause a cameraman to forget everything he knows about operating a video camera -- how to focus, how to hold the camera steady, how to frame his subject. (More...)

Caesar's Palace show combines glitz, tits, and Absinthe
Reported 2011-03-01 22:00:18
By Baron Earl

Combine "Roman Plaza", "speakeasy", "beer garden", "drinking games", "theater-in-the-round", "mirrors", "stained glass" and "velvet" with "Adult Show" and "90-minute performance" and you get the latest entertainment experience "Absinthe" from Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas. (More...)

Beaujolais named French wine of the year
Reported 2011-03-01 21:17:50
By Baron Earl

Normally enjoyed for it's quick buzz and skull-crack hangover, Beaujolais is not known as a wine savored so much as swilled. That may be changing because Georges Duboeuf Morgon Domaine Mont Chavy 2009 Beaujolais was named French wine of the year by some wine snob. Whether that means that this Beaujolais is a fine wine or that every other French offering tastes like donkey ball sweat is a matter of opinion. (More...)

Canadian scientists theorize about pint glasses of neutron star superfluid extract
Reported 2011-03-01 21:12:45
By Baron Earl

When Canadian scientists get all hot and bothered about a cooling neutron star in the constellation Cassiopeia, their thoughts quickly turn to glasses of superfluid. (More...)

Bride price: $2.7 million
Reported 2008-04-09 12:58:48
By h.r.taffs

You can't make this stuff up: in Abu Dhabi, the winner of a camel beauty contest was sold to a Dubai prince for $2.7 million. (More...)

San Francisco to Honor President Bush
Reported 2008-04-08 23:30:31
By Baron Earl

Naming schools, public buildings, and city streets after politicians and presidents is a long and honored tradition in this country. With President Bush slated to leave office in just a few more months, residents of San Francisco are already gearing up with a ballot initiative to rename a public facility after our departing 43rd President. If the ballot measure passes, San Francisco's shit will be processed by the George W. Bush Sewage Plant. (More...)

Charlton Heston is Soylent Green
Reported 2008-04-08 12:57:09
By h.r.taffs

Charlton Heston, inadvertent star of Bowling for Columbine, died on April 5, 2008 at the age of 84. Unconfirmed reports indicate that he shot his eye out and a BB gun was pried from his "cold, dead hands." (More...)

wikileaks.org DNS censored
Reported 2008-02-18 15:06:48
By Michael Bakunin

It's not prior restraint, because you can just memorize http://88.80.13.160/ (More...)

Bush Announces Economic Stimulus Plan, Stock Markets Plunge
Reported 2008-01-21 21:55:26
By Baron Earl

On Friday President Bush announced an economic stimulus plan. The plan was short on details, vague on implementation, fuzzy about who would be helped, but sharply targeted when it came to how many taxpayer dollars should be spent -- about one percent of the nation's GDP -- somewhere between $140 and $150 billion dollars. (More...)

Alex Jones manhandled and arrested on trumped-up charges by NYPD!
Reported 2007-09-09 11:33:25
By El Snatcher

Last night in New York City, a big monster cop raced into a crowd of demonstrators during an early street action for the 9/11 anniversary, specifically singling out documentary filmmaker and popular talk show host, Alex Jones, and handcuffed him with extreme prejudice and excessive grunting, nearly chopping the media activist's hands off. (More...)

...and people wonder why I counsel against bombing
Reported 2007-07-17 00:28:58
By Michael Bakunin

A DynCorp security employee watches over the A.E.F. destroying poppy fields in Uruzgan. (More...)

Free Paris!
Reported 2007-06-08 11:18:07
By Siduri

Yeah, so Paris got out of jail free, and I for one hope she stays out. Cause I got no time for the haters. I celebrate Paris Hilton. (More...)

It can't happen here
Reported 2007-05-28 13:17:49
By Michael Bakunin

John Yoo has my undying respect. Anyone who can make John Ashcroft into a defender of liberty is an evil genius of the first order. (More...)

Finally, the MSM does some real reporting
Reported 2007-05-24 17:18:43
By JRoyale

Knock, knock, knock... is this thing on? Hello??? Anybody out there? Guess it doesn't matter. Anyways, I'm back, for one article at least, maybe more. So what's all the big deal that drags Johnny Royale out of his drunken stupor? Well, ok, I'm still in a drunken stupor, but I have something to say. (More...)