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Pigdog Journal Articles

2022-09-02

Safety Standards for Sex Toys
ISO-3533:2021 is a requirements document from the International Standards Organization that defines the design and safety requirements for products in direct contact with genitalia, the anus, or both. -- Ersten Wiles

2011-03-02

iPad2 brings new possibilities for porn
All of San Francisco's most cutting-edge masturbators gathered at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts today for the unveiling of the iPad2 from Apple, a device which promises to revolutionize porn creation and delivery. -- Baron Earl

2002-02-28

The Limericks of Gor
The buxom young girls of Gor, -- JRoyale

2002-01-03

Feel The Love
I had the divine experience of visiting a Strip Club for the first time recently. What the hell have I been waiting for?! It's so obvious people, Strip Clubs are clearly the solution to our Whirled problems. I attended with a small group of friends. But from now on, all my dates will include a visit to the Strip Club. In fact, I think I'll open my own. Not one of those Gentlemen Fake Boobies Bars neither. But one with real, pierced and tattooed bodies. And good beer. -- Miss Conduct

2001-11-10

Ernie's House of Whoop Ass
Ernie has it down and he's serving up some major Internet Whoop Ass at his humble little site. There certainly is a lot to see and do at EHoWA - you can spend several hours browsing through this extensive collection of hard-core-in-your-face-just-fuck-off and-die-because-I-don't-care-what-you-think material. -- JRoyale

2001-10-13

Tolkien on Evil Swedish Site
In this Shockwave game, fantasy fiction master J. R. R. Tolkien is sitting by himself in a dark Swedish woods and needs your help. -- JRoyale

2001-09-25

Just Because You're Polyamorous Doesn't Mean I Want to Have Sex with You
You know how when you're at an exceptionally freaktastic party out in the middle of nowhere. You're having a really great time. You're shouting, you're laughing, you're rocking. Then some Smut Weasel starts to mook off your vibe. He slips his arm over your shoulder and begins to rub. And even though your friend, his Significant Other, has introduced you eleventy-million times he says, "Hello, I don't believe we've met. My name is Smut Weasel. Wanna get freaky?" -- Miss Conduct

2001-08-04

Kinky Co-workers
What's your boss really checking out when she's surfing the web? How about Lenny in accounting? Or Sheila the new temp-without-a-cause? Knowing who shares your kinks is vital when you want to know which co-workers you should become better acquainted with, and a little inside information can go a long way. -- Baron Earl

2001-02-12

Life Sucks
"Suck my tits if you want to live!" she cried. "Suck my nipples and drink from my big milky jugs!" -- Baron Earl

2000-11-12

Body and Soul, a night of fucking in San Francisco
For the benefit of Pigdog readers, I took it upon myself to explore the deep frontiers of human behavior and attend a saucy festival of the flesh. This was no ordinary fete of carnal delights, dearie. -- Kakao Chouva

2000-10-12

Squirrel Porn0
It appears for every fetish that exists, there is a web site to cater to it. If your particular fetish is Squirrel Sex then we have the site for you. -- JRoyale

2000-09-09

Natalie Portman built out of Legos
Lego fetish? A twisted man spends seven months building animals out of Legos. But not just animals -- 14-foot long animals. And, of course -- Natalie Portman. -- El Destino

2000-03-30

They're hot, horny, incarcerated, and waiting for you!
What a bind you are in. The cold images on your computer's cathode-ray tube just won't cut it anymore. You need the warmth of a real female. But where can you find one? Ever try jail? -- Flesh

2000-03-15

Pervo Paratroopers Rain Sex Juices On Unwitting Citizens
In the annals of pervert creepo history, no single group is more feared and loathed than the disgusting elite pervert strike force known as "The Mile High Club!" And this company, Fantasies Aloft, is enabling perverts to have their disgusting juicy trysts at 30,000 feet in the AIR! Look out below! -- Mr. Bad

1999-12-18

HOT SEXXXY MAMAS!!!11
The sweating! The groaning! The writhing around! The mesmerizing sight of a pair of tiny feet pushing forth from a pulsating vagina during a kinky breach delivery! The pure erotic pleasure of an unnassisted childbirth! -- Tjames Madison

1999-11-11

Would-be Stalkers Beware: Porno Pager is Here
So some jackass has invented this device that monitors your computer to see if your kid is looking at porno, and then emails or pages you and tells you "YOUR KID IS LOOKING AT PORNO!" -- Tjames Madison

1999-10-11

It Ain't Over Till Someone Gets Gooey
Because the chances of having unprotected sex can mean killing yourself, it has become necessary to protect one's self from someone else's goo. And in a good demonstration of cause and effect, we now see different fetishes on the rise. At the top of the list are cream pies. -- Flesh

1999-10-01

Death By Fetish
This is a really really sad story about a sad sad old man with a life-long dream to have someone cut his leg off and the sad sad doctor who took him to a south o' the border clinic and did it. The sad sad old man isn't as sad any more, cause he's dead. The sad doctor is now a sad sad doctor because he's facing 25 years in jail and a significantly shorter life expectancy. -- Negative Nancy

1999-08-22

Jenni, You Haven't Been There For Me
Dear JenniCam: there comes a time in every relationship where somebody has to lay the truth out on the line. I guess we've reached that point, baby. It all boils down to this, Jenni: you just haven't been there for me. -- Mr. Bad

1999-08-05

Lee Roy: So Beautifully Can Be No Man However
I love this page. Comically speaking, it's so drop-dead perfect in its recasting of the old "German guy who speaks very little English translating stuff from German to English" theme that, at first read, it looks like one of the best EuroDuh parodies you've ever encountered. Well, it's NOT. It's REAL. -- Tjames Madison

1999-07-13

Naked Ladies with Bags on their Heads
This site is CRAZY! Naked ladies with paper bags on their heads! For REAL! -- Mr. Bad

1999-07-12

Swinger Conference GETS IT ON in Reno! YEAH Baby!!!
Swarming swingers descended on Reno Nevada -- like LOCUSTS -- to attend the "Lifestyles '99 Reno Rendezvous" convention (July 7 - 10), and hear hedgehog-man RON JEREMY explain how NOT to break the law while engaging in wild wife swapping ACTION! -- El Snatcher

1999-07-07

Clown Pornography: The Hidden Menace
Hey look! Clown pornography! And you thought it was all a myth like those snuff films! But look at this: CLOWN PORNOGRAPHY. Do I have to spell it out? -- Tjames Madison

1999-06-17

Der Bra Ist Krazy!
Want a new look for your sagging fraulein? No problem! Buy her the stick-on bra, the latest craze in Germany, the country that gave you Col. Klink, Kraftwerk and the Volkswagen Jetta. -- Tjames Madison

1999-06-04

Girls, Please Keep the Signs Dry
I love America. If you can't find the fetish of your choice here, it doesn't exist. And to prove my point, this guy is getting half nakid, horny chicks to climb all over the company signs of some the biggest hitters in the world famous Silicon Valley -- home of the digital revolution. -- JRoyale

1999-05-23

...And STEP on It!
MORE and MORE trampling and stompling fun! You haven't lived till you've had a 4-inch heel digging into your CHEST, man! -- Mr. Bad

1999-05-16

Put the BOOGIE in your Butt
Well, I have to admit that I've never found enemas particularly sexy. I mean, I didn't find them sexy until I found this COOLIO SITE, Enemarotica.com! Damn! -- Mr. Bad

1998-12-18

Big Ass Smotherland Smash!!!!
Perhaps there is no more common fantasy among men than to have 2000 lbs. of fat ladies sitting on your head. Oh, yeah! That's the life, BAYBEE! Look here to find your dreams of smotherhood fulfilled. -- Mr. Bad

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2007-08-27

Moan my IP -- Baron Earl

2004-09-14

Spot the humping dogs -- Baron Earl

2003-04-26

Love is love
What the world needs now is love. -- Miss Conduct

2003-01-07

Tit-sucking Dogs! -- Baron Earl

2002-12-18

Sex club shut down
Neighbors complaining about loud moaning get cops to shut sex club down for violating local noise ordinance. -- Baron Earl

2002-12-18

I Hate Clowns
I still can't decide if I'm proud or ashamed that I personally know each and every one of these people. -- Miss Conduct

2002-08-22

Fur Suit Sex -- h.r.taffs

2002-08-22

Panties for Christ -- h.r.taffs

2002-06-13

A Couple of Nuts -- Baron Earl

2002-05-07

Smiley Smile
It's like Bowling for Dollars, except you're mostly whackin' off, and you don't get to keep the dollars. But you get to keep the orgasms! So that's not so bad. But none of my friends are going to pay me to beat off, I'm sure. -- Mr. Bad

2002-04-22

Pussy Lovers
Come on in Pussy Lovers. If we don't got it, you don't want it. (Flash) -- JRoyale

2002-03-18

A kick in the balls
Your very basic kick in the balls (wmv/avi) -- JRoyale

2002-02-01

Good Dog? Bad Dag? -- Miles Standish

2001-12-07

hahaha@sexymouse.net -- Crackmonkey

2001-12-03

2001-10-31

Fucking Machines -- Baron Earl

2001-06-23

2001-06-20

15-year-old Sex Slave
It'd be interesting to tally how many different laws you'd be breaking by importing a 15-year-old sex slave. -- Mr. Bad -- Baron Earl

2001-06-15

2001-04-15

German Snuff Porn -- Baron Earl

2001-03-05

Real Hamster . com -- El Destino

2001-02-23

Best Job I Never Had -- Baron Earl

2001-01-23

2001-01-23

Lego Porn: Now More than Ever
Lego porn: an idea whose time has come. -- Mr. Bad

2000-12-15

2000-12-09

Nipple Addition Surgery -- Baron Earl

2000-10-16

Geek Porn -- Baron Earl

2000-10-11

2000-09-28

Drive-through Strip Club -- Baron Earl

2000-09-28

2000-07-28

2000-06-23

2000-05-08

2000-05-05

Horny Unicorn Lovers
And once you're all HOT and BOTHERED for Unicorns git yerself some ACTION! -- Ms.BunnyPenny

2000-04-08

Secret Room of Ancient Porno -- Unlocked at Last!
Woo-hoo! A secret stash of Greco-roman wank art has been revealed at the Italian Museum in Naples. Crazy Italians were gouging the doors with their nails, scratching to get in! So they finally opened em up. Look on, ye mighty, and despair! -- Mr. Bad

1999-07-12

Xena: Warrior Lesbian! -- Tjames Madison

1999-06-08

1999-06-08

BBC: Porn brokers go public
Porn brokers go public -- Ms.BunnyPenny

1999-06-03

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