Build Date: Thu Apr 3 10:10:42 2025 UTC
Please, folks, ASCII art is INTERLOGICAL POOPERY! Do not steal it, or you are a STEALER!!!!1!
-- Mr. Bad
Remembering 'Troubled' Former Disney Star Tommy Kirk
2021-10-04 23:56:28
You know him as the Disney child actor who shot Ol' Yeller and turned into The Shaggy Dog. On the Mickey Mouse Club, he'd played one of The Hardy Boys. But in 1950s Disney America, Tommy Kirk had a mysterious secret all his own. He was gay.
"Growing up under strict Baptist parents," remembers the Washington Post, "Mr. Kirk said his teenage years were 'desperately unhappy'..." And the Post finds other glimpses of Kirk's unheralded struggle. "When I was about 17 or 18 years old, I finally admitted to myself that I wasn't going to change," Kirk remembered later in an interview with Filmfax magazine. Walt Disney himself personally fired Kirk — and a marijuana possession charge that year (later dropped) wouldn't help his career. Soon the movies got worse — like It's a Bikini World, Ghost in the Invisible Bikini and of course, Mars Needs Women. But Kirk had other 1960s-style problems too... "I was drinking, taking pills, and smoking grass..." Kirk told Filmfax (in an interview quoted on his Wikipedia page). "I came into a whole lot of money, but I threw a lot of parties and spent it all.... I had no self-discipline and I almost died of a drug overdose a couple of times. It's a miracle that I'm still around."
In that 1993 interview Kirk shows honesty and integrity. ("I don't blame anybody but myself and my drug abuse for my career going haywire. I'm not ashamed of being gay, never have been, and never will be. For that I make no apologies. I have no animosity toward anybody because the truth is, I wrecked my own career.")
The great unsung triumph of Kirk's life may have been that he found his way onto a better path. Eventually he studied acting at the Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute, Wikipedia remembers:
Kirk got over his drug addiction and gave up acting in the mid-1970s. He worked as a waiter and a chauffeur before going into the carpet-cleaning business in the San Fernando Valley area of Los Angeles, an operation which he ran for 20 years. In 1990, Kirk said he was "poor", adding, "I made a lot of money and I spent it all. No bitterness. No regrets. I did what I did ... I wasn't the boy next door anymore. I could pretend to be for a few hours a day in front of the camera. But I couldn't live it. I'm human."
This week Tommy Kirk died in Las Vegas at age 79, leaving behind a pile of fun movies (including a self-aware cameo in the 1995 satire Attack of the 60 Foot Centerfold.) But I can never think of Tommy Kirk without thinking of one shimmering moment in a 1964 teen comedy that turns out to be one of the most unintentionally poignant things that Tommy Kirk ever did. Trapped in another American-International B movie (originally titled "The Maid and the Martian" before being renamed "Pajama Party") Tommy found himself cast as....an alien who didn't fit in with the other teenagers.
And so it was that Annette Funicello sang — sweetly and patiently — a poignantly honest duet with young Tommy Kirk.
Its title? "There has to be a reason why I feel this way."
T O P S T O R I E S
California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds
A glory hole at Napa's Lake Berryessa is drawing huge crowds. According to Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency, the glory hole hasn't been active since 2019, and only restarted operations on Feb 4. (More...)
Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn of Minnesota was arrested for soliciting a teen girl on Monday just hours after he introduced a bill proposing "Trump derangement syndrome" (TDS) as a form of mental illness. (More...)
Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die
The parents of a Texas girl who died from the measles are defending their decision not to vaccinate their daughter. "She says they would still say 'Don't do the shots,'" an unidentified translator for the parents said. "They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be." (More...)
Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
"I'm mayor now" said write-in mayoral candidate and founder of Pirate’s Booty Snacks Robert Ehrlich after losing the election for Mayor of Sea Cliff, NY. Then he tried to take over the Village Hall and fire everyone. (More...)
Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots
Earlier this month Xitter experienced a massive outage. In an interview, Musk told Fox Business that he believes the attack came from "IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area." (More...)
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
Ideas have taken horrifying shape and rooted into our modern reality. (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
Skunk School -- Learn Why Not To Keep Skunks As Pets
There is an alarming trend in pet purchasing habits this fall. People inspired by the WWII film, "Life is Beautiful" -- the one with that annoying Italian guy -- are buying descented skunks by the millions. (More...)
Three Days and 25 Spocktails: A Cautionary Tale
Johnnie Royale picked me up from the dental surgery. I felt warm, safe, cradled in the anathesia's loving embrace. The pharmacy downstairs gave me a bottle of Vicodin and a few instructions: take it with food, don't mix with alcohol, don't operate heavy machinery. I put it in my pocket and we left. "Do you want to go home, or do you want to go to a bar?" asked Johnnie. (More...)
Ah, it's that special time of year again. Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose, crowded, dangerous streets filled with maniac shoppers rushing to the mall to buy Pokemon action figures, and getting hammered at the Xmas party and insulting the boss's hair weave. That's right: it's time to drink heavily and wait out life's little nagging miseries, holiday variety. Pigdog is here to help. (More...)
On the Implementation of a Grocery Bag And Overforestation Initiative
Patient Joab and his evil cohort, Patient Steve, develop a proposal for the plastic-v.-paper problem that EVERYONE can be happy with. An EXCLUSIVE from Spock Mountain Research Labs! (More...)
Australian Troops Set for Days of Debauchery to the Tunes of Kylie Minogue
This weekend Australian troops in East Timor will be able to put their feet up and push all the images of mass graves and charred remains from their minds as they relax to the giddy melodies of Kylie Minogue - including exclusive unplugged performances in the militia-ravaged and blood-spattered border towns of Balibo and Suai. (More...)
WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS
Mr. Bad, Tjames Madison, and various other Pigdoggers of all stripe take on the makers of JERKCITY in a PIGDOG INTERVIEW DEATHMATCH. (More...)