Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!




Too bad they don't let you wander around a museum with a big cup of beer and a foot long hotdog like you can at the ballpark.
-- Johnnie Royale


Frankenstein Jones
Now more machine than man

Now more machine than man, Frankenstein Jones is the partially living embodiment of all that is sordid and unseemly about the World Wide Squirrel. Writing from his hidden laboratory deep within the High Andes in Northern Chile, Frankenstein Jones is fighting a delaying action against the forces that seek to make the Internet a wholesome and decent place.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2003-06-12 Mysterious Special Ed Resurfaces Deep Within Jungle?
2003-05-18 40 Acres, a Mule, and a Crummy 90-Second Spot on Weekend Update
2003-05-06 Things Are More Like They Used To Be Than They Have Ever Been Before
2003-04-25 Highway 49 Revisited




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