Ministry of Truth! Just like in that TV show with the cats.

     

 

 

i know this sounds insane, but my EX boyfirend really IS bill gates, and i'm presently refusing to fuck lots of other people as well.
-- rotten elf

 

Uncle Mojo
Your greatest ally or your worst enemy

Uncle Mojo is a cypher, a riddle, a piece of a puzzle you'll never complete; the last piece will always get eaten by a dog or chewed by a small child: give up. Uncle Mojo is the phone number you wrote on a small slip of paper and then lost when you took out the recycling. Uncle Mojo is the mysterious process of bubbles falling to the bottom of a glass of Guinness. Uncle Mojo is the sound of a V-Twin engine blasting away into the night, waking up your daughter and your sheep. Uncle Mojo knows where you hide your sheep. Uncle Mojo ate the last slice of pizza and he's not apologizing. -Frankenstein Jones

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