i know this sounds insane, but my EX boyfirend really IS bill gates, and i'm presently refusing to fuck lots of other people as well.
-- rotten elf


Patient Joab

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2002-01-22 Hot Babes in Peril!
2001-06-08 AOL/Time Warner Plans to Fumble Towards World Domination One Misstep at a Time
1999-10-28 The URLs of Home
1999-06-05 Sugar Aliens On The Run!!!
1999-05-23 On the Implementation of a Grocery Bag And Overforestation Initiative
1999-01-16 It's PLANE CRAZY
1999-01-03 Light and Time and Bars
1998-12-30 You're Bugging Me
1998-12-24 What the Mountains Did to the Man
1998-12-24 Stupid Postcards


Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2000-05-17 More fun than you'd imagine
Robot Frank's page. As my friend April puts it, a kind of pre-futurama Bender in real life. Real Funny, though I'm not sure why.
1999-12-09 Ay-leens stole my PANTS!
1999-12-08 Male Pregnancy
1999-08-11 Burning Man is actually all about DEVIL WORSHIPPING!!!!!!



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