Pigdog Journal Staff Writer

I really hate having to explain my jokes.
-- Johnnie Royale

Ms.BunnyPenny

WARNING! Do not give WHISKEY to this KITTY HAWK! Bad Craziness will doubtlessly ENSUE and you will SUFFER GRIEVIOUS REPERCUSSIONS! You have been WARNED.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2000-02-17	Wretched Canadians Are Up To No Good, Again!
1999-12-26	Pigdog Journal Second Annual Christmas Essay Contest SECOND PRIZE WINNER
1999-11-29	Attack of the Bugs with GLOWING GREEN EYES!!
1999-09-20	U.S. Embassy in Denmark Attacked!!
1999-08-20	Crazy African Bug Shoots Acid Out of It's Arse!!
1999-07-12	Pigdog Disco Jackets of the Future!!
1999-07-08	Bing Crosby Music Used to Torture Teenagers!!
1999-07-04	Outrage!! Vicious Squirrel Attack on MY CITY!!!
1999-07-01	Study Says: Sniff Old Lady Armpits to Make You Feel REAL GOOD!!
1999-06-18	Kooky Chinese Use Condoms As Balloons!
1999-06-16	British Plot Against America: Squirrel Domination!
1999-06-13	Amazing True Life Parallel to Burt Reynolds Film!

Offsite Links
NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.
2000-05-05	Horny Unicorn Lovers And once you're all HOT and BOTHERED for Unicorns git yerself some ACTION!
2000-05-05	If you LOVE Unicorns
2000-03-24	Mini Pet Sqrats! Yay! Miniature pet sqrat-skunko creatures for all my friends!!
2000-03-23	Is that a snake in your pants, or...
2000-02-19	Karaoke Shakespeare!! Retarded Brits Introduce: Karaoke Shakespeare!!
2000-02-19	SpaceGhost Rocks!! Is There Anyone Who Doesn't Know Yet That SpaceGhost Rocks Like New Socks?!
2000-01-29	VIVA LES RODENTS! HAMSTER LIBERATION FRONT!
2000-01-12	Perverted Brits Have Created Deadly "FRANKEN-TATER-CHIPS!!"
1999-09-26	So, these Russian Journalist Guys are Pretty Funny! Or Maybe It's Just the Vodka I'm Drinking!
1999-09-26	Hey Y'All, Check Out Disaster News Network, Because You Never Know When You Might Be In Need of A Disaster!!
1999-09-14	Stupid Brits Say Buy Now! Electrocute Your Brain!!
1999-08-06	British Survey says Students Like to Get Drunk and Fuck more than Study! (Gee, thats a suprise!)
1999-08-06	World's Oldest Goldfish Has Kicked the Bucket!! Tish the Fish Dead at 43!
1999-08-04	World's Largest Penis Flower Blooms with Scent of Rotting Flesh!!
1999-08-03	Hey Kids! Lets go visit the DEA's new Drug Museum!! Yay!
1999-08-03	Leonardo DiCaprio is Trademarking His Name..Loser!!
1999-08-03	Bad Crackers Hack Symantec (Norton Anti-Virus) Web Site!! Hahaha.
1999-07-15	Japanese Invent World's Tiniest Robot!! (Next they'll wire it to a rats brain!)
1999-07-12	NandoTimes: Here comes the bride, formerly the groom, and vice versa!
1999-07-12	Stupid Brits Vote Star Wars as Best Movie Ever!
1999-07-12	World Database of Happiness!!
1999-07-09	Weird Hungarian NetChicken Site!
1999-07-09	SquirrelCAM!!
1999-07-09	NY Mayor Giuliani is a Big Hypocrite!! Find the Evidence at TheSmokingGun!!
1999-07-08	Silly "feelie" Mouse Goes on Sale in September.
1999-07-08	Colombia's Ugly Pageant!! You can check out the contestants!
1999-07-08	SETI@home Hacked with Stupid ALF picture!!
1999-06-29	Timothy Leary was informant rat for The Man!!!
1999-06-28	Pulque! POOL-kay! Yay! Cactus beer for all my friends!!
1999-06-28	Russian's build goofy looking flying saucer for world to laugh at!
1999-06-21	Robot Arm Wired to RAT's Brain!!
1999-06-20	TELETUPSUD? Estonian Teletubbies!!
1999-06-18	Dead People Server!
1999-06-18	Study Proves It: East Germans Drive Like Hillbillies!!
1999-06-15	Catholic Saint of the Internet!
1999-06-15	Poisonous Coca-Cola!!
1999-06-12	Nutty BBC Millennium Dome Cam!
1999-06-12	Giant Space Disco Ball!!
1999-06-11	Webcam Nets Nessie?!!
1999-06-09	Big Fat Man Forklifted to Hospital!
1999-06-08	BBC: Needle found in baby's kidney
1999-06-08	BBC: Porn brokers go public Porn brokers go public

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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
	GNUisance by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad
	Interviewing the SETIguy by Siduri
	WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS by Mr. Bad
	Absinthia: The Pigdog Interview by El Snatcher, Mr. Bad