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Guess what I brought back from Europe: _GRAPE_ flavored Mentos! They're crazy!


Paul Vortex

The result of wild night of very kinky sex in a spaceship by passing Grey frat boys on their way to Sirius Prime for spring break and a captured uptight English school marm with a pension for buggery who happened to be alone on a dark country road at just the wrong time, Paul Vortex continually struggles with the natural conflict of being a human trapped in a space alien's body. Abandoned at birth to be raised by a pack of rabid English wild sheep and schooled in the methods of world domination in the mountains of Argentina by the last remaining bands of escaped Nazis, Paul Vortex brings the perfect mix of English passive-aggressiveness and German "urges" to the world of Gonzo Journalism and Bad People of the Future.

Pigdog Journal Articles:

2002-08-01 UK Government Wants Me DEAD!
2002-06-21 Close Call
2001-11-24 Gravity and Beverages... The Universal equation


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2002-07-22 Some people have no place using multimedia authoring packages.




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