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For too long our culture has said, "If it feels good, do it." Now America is embracing a new ethic and a new creed: "Let's roll." Let's roll a big fat joint America, and SMOKE IT.
-- President George W. Bush

Cynara

Non Sum Qualis Eram Bonae Sub Regno Cynarae

Cynara, a dowager duchess-in-exile, considers herself quite undressed unless decked with large diamonds and small lap-dogs. She bears with grave beauty the scars of her scandal-haunted past.

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2002-03-28

How to Mark a Nuclear Waste Disposal Site For the Next 10,000 Years
'Images of dangerous emanations and wounding of the body.'

2002-03-14

Flags of the World, Judged and Found Wanting
It may come as a surprise, but "there is no international body responsible for upholding simple standards of vexillilic aesthetics."

2002-03-14

Keep Parents Off The Internet!
We must keep pornography out of the hands of our parents! (A snorfle-worthy Shockwave.)

2002-03-01

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