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Mississippi should teach their high school kids not to get in cars piloted by huge, sweaty, satan-worshipping freaks on mescaline.
-- Ratsnatcher
Cynara
Cynara, a dowager duchess-in-exile, considers herself quite undressed unless decked with large diamonds and small lap-dogs. She bears with grave beauty the scars of her scandal-haunted past.
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2002-03-28
'Images of dangerous emanations and wounding of the body.'
2002-03-14
It may come as a surprise, but "there is no international body responsible for upholding simple standards of vexillilic aesthetics."
2002-03-14
We must keep pornography out of the hands of our parents! (A snorfle-worthy Shockwave.)
2002-03-01
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T O P S T O R I E S
California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds
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Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
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Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die
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Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
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Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots
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The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
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C L A S S I C P I G D O G
On the Implementation of a Grocery Bag And Overforestation Initiative
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