This I can promise you: bearded women lying on their backs and pulling their anuses open is as low as I go.
-- Mr. Bad


Miner 99er

In a cabin, in a canyon
Excavating for a mine
Lives the Miner 99er
And his pack of ravenous ICE WOLVES!

Pigdog Journal Articles:

1999-08-25 Elephant Blood Donations Urgently Sought!
1999-08-25 I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus!


Offsite Links

NOTE: content of offsite links is not (necessarily) created by this Pigdog Journal author. They just found it and shared it with you.

2000-08-10 Roxx Like Spoxx in a Boxx
When you combine a web of wires with resin and a chip of something special, what do you have? No, not that! "Smart pebbles", aka cybeRox, the newest defenders of British shores. "Dumb as a box of rocks" now has a whole new meaning.
2000-01-10 Little Rubber Indians
There are little rubber Indians, and Burning Man is dead. Uh, no, I don't get it either.



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