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It's not an adult feature unless, at the end, someone's gooey. Arcing ropes of jism hitting chins-- that is an adult feature.
-- Bill Hicks
Several key scenes in the movie Total Eclipse, starring
Leonardo DiCaprio, are actually depictions of special masonic rituals
that Leonardo DiCaprio performed in real life upon turning 21,
and being initiated as a Master Mason of the first three degrees!!!
Coincidence Theorists might have been safe ruling these scenes all a
big coincidence if a German television network hadn't captured
DiCaprio on tape admitting to being a Freemason.
This little gem nicely illustrates a few things...
The full details are available at the following URL:
http://www.terminator3armageddon.com/conspira/leofrmsn.html
Our job is to give people not what they want, but what we decide
they ought to have. -- Richard Salant former president of CBS
News.
snatcher
Leonardo DiCaprio exposed as a Freemason!
What the fuck would we ever do with out the Internet? This kind of
important stuff never makes it onto MSNBC, CNN, and whatnot.
If you get a chance, I recommend checking Total Eclipse
out. It's about two absinthe swilling, buggering poets, and the
whole thing has a unsettling atmosphere. I think a further
analysis should be performed of the entire thing.
What luck for rulers that men do not think. -- Adolf Hitler
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