Build Date: Fri Apr 3 11:20:18 2026 UTC
I want a picture of my ass to travel to a comet and then back to Earth and then get put in a museum.
-- Mr. Bad
| Letters to Pigdog -- Reported 1998-01-17 by Mr. Bad | |
|
Dutch Treat From: "J.Timmermans" <roti@worldonline.nl> What the fuck do you mean by saying 'dutch people are evil'or something. Like you stinky Americans are so sweet and never do nasty things. You oughtta know how many Amreicans come to Holland to smoke weed or how do you call it ,Reefer???? Just because we in a way tollerate softdrugs so there won't be any mob or gangsters, making money and killing people. I'm sure this is happening everywhere in Holland. Anyway, Hippies were smoking weed, and the whole Love-generation was one happy, peacefull world to live in. Even at Lowlands, a music-festival in the Netherlands, there were fucking 45000+ people smoking weed, and what do you know?? Not a single fight or riot, or nasty things like that. Everyone was accepting each other. Could the world be better than that big 3-days event???? I hope "'ve convinced you in your opinion about the Netherlands, and if not, dan ben jij het grootst koppig stuk vreten, of gewoon vet conservatief. Stomme drol!!!!!!! Mr. Bad replies: "\/\/hatEVER! Don't ever write to us again, you degenerate FREAK-O! If you're gonna try and convince me that a country whose economy is based on legalized bestiality porn and cheap heroin is not populated ENTIRELY BY BAD PEOPLE, well, save your cheesy breath, because I'M NOT BUYING IT. "Really sneaky sending us an encoded message, by the way! We ran it through Babelfish, and your little spiel basically translates to: 'I am a big Dutch asshole! I love windmills, kiddy porn, and buggering cows!' Pretty sneaky, Sis. "Anyways, we've got nothing against pot decriminalization in your country. We just want to see the supply of Literalist Fuckhead Pills put under stricter control." Wil Shipley is a Hypocritical Ass From: Mark & Renee Calabrese <calabres@interaccess.com> don't even THINK of stopping this! fantastic stuff that puts this very public and not very convincing attempt to "not impinge the character of my ex" very much in context. keep it up! I Love the Great Taste of Pigdog From: Symon Michael <symon@slip.net> Howdy: I'd like to purchase a pigdog shirt, if they exist. I love the logo and I'd be happy to send you come cash if you have any clothing with the pigdog logo on it. Barring that, I will wait exactly one month, then copy 'pj-logo.gif' and enlarge it, run to Office Depot and purchase some HP iron-on transfer paper, print out my own and just do it myself. Eh? Mr. Bad responds: "First off, I have no idea who you're talking to. No 'Big' here. "Second, we're actually working on a line of merchandizable Pigdog Journal products. No shit! T-shirts, hats, stickers, the works. So chill your balls and we'll get it to you soon. "Lastly, don't even THINK about infringing on Pigdog's intellectual property and trademarks and copyright and shit by making your own T-shirts. We have an ATTACK DOG LAWYER. He's a disreputable shyster who's from Alabama and wears white suits and Colonel Sanders ties and drinks too much rye whiskey. Just for the hell of it! "We wanted to get the Robert DeNiro character from "Cape Fear", who's this crazy Pentecostal hillbilly with lots of jailhouse tattoos and shit, but he's just a movie character, so we can't hire him. DAMN!!!! Anyways, our lawyer will come GIVE YOU HELL if you even think about damaging our copyright. So drop that ultimatum RIGHT NOW, and BACK AWAY WITH YOUR HANDS UP!!!" Wil Shipley is a Hypocritical Ass, pt. II From: Fem4ForM@aol.com man, LOOOONNNNGGGG overdue!!!! excellent commentary on a pseudo-drama my husband and i have been following for some time. please keep the updates coming! great work and do keep it up, despite what the critics say. hell, if the guy's gonna air his invective against his ex, disguised as a "journal to help him through the hard times" (that, oops, must have accidentally been linked to his ex's journal where her last entry somehow disappeared), then he takes a chance. bang! Spreadin' the Love From: Tom Catalano <Tom_Catalano@Mail.Tax.CO.Santa-Clara.CA.US> Ola pointy-eared mountaineers! Senor Spanky here. How in the Wide, Wide World of Sports are you hyper-whiskey slingin' porch jockeys? I can't begin to thank you for allowing me the pleasure of sitting under the finest awning on the playa! Your amiablity, which was matched by your hospitality, made your porch my home away from home when Senor Spanky's became a nightmare. And your Hyper-Whiskey gave me the courage to bartend another 16 or 17 hours! You swell folks are always welcome at my bar, where the drinks for you will always be on the house! I'm not quite sure where y'all hail from, but all you need do to reach me is to e-mail me at: tomcatastropho@hotmail.com Get back to me when y'all get this message, ya hear! Your amigo and ad hoc bartender, Naaahhhh... It COULDN'T Be, Could It? From: Kim Rollins <address@withheld.from.you> What an odd person you are. --KR |
T O P S T O R I E S
The Crossroads are real and The Blues is a place; The enduring myth of Robert Johnson (More...)
California Glory Hole attracts huge crowds
A glory hole at Napa's Lake Berryessa is drawing huge crowds. According to Chris Lee, the general manager for the Solano County Water Agency, the glory hole hasn't been active since 2019, and only restarted operations on Feb 4. (More...)
Republican State Senator busted after soliciting a teenage girl
Republican State Senator Justin Eichorn of Minnesota was arrested for soliciting a teen girl on Monday just hours after he introduced a bill proposing "Trump derangement syndrome" (TDS) as a form of mental illness. (More...)
Parents claim measles is not that bad after having only one child die
The parents of a Texas girl who died from the measles are defending their decision not to vaccinate their daughter. "She says they would still say 'Don't do the shots,'" an unidentified translator for the parents said. "They think it’s not as bad as the media is making it out to be." (More...)
Delusional rich man tries to fire town staff
"I'm mayor now" said write-in mayoral candidate and founder of Pirate’s Booty Snacks Robert Ehrlich after losing the election for Mayor of Sea Cliff, NY. Then he tried to take over the Village Hall and fire everyone. (More...)
Musk claims Xitter security is staffed by idiots
Earlier this month Xitter experienced a massive outage. In an interview, Musk told Fox Business that he believes the attack came from "IP addresses originating in the Ukraine area." (More...)
C L A S S I C P I G D O G
Patient Joab's scientifick editorial discusses aspect of the space-time-beer continuum never before processed by sub-bush-robot minds!!! Too fabulantastic to contempulate! (More...)
Johnnie Royale's Guide to Wakes
Wakes can present problems for Bad People of the Future. (If you don't know what a BPotF is, you need to read more of the PDJ.) Sure, your friend is gone and you miss him and that really sucks; it does, I know. But all Bad People of the Future are gonna die, and they have all accepted that fact. They do deserve, however, to have one final kickass party to celebrate all the bad things they've done in the past, present and future. And you, as a friend, have to make sure that their desire for a final send off is well executed (sorry for the pun). That's just the way of BPotFdom. (More...)
The quest for knowledge never ends at the super top secret Spock Mountain Laboratory, although it is frequently interrupted by beverage breaks. Recently, a team of crack ethnomixologists returned from a dangerous expedition to the frozen expanse of Canada with the much sought recipe for a Spocktail that is destined to replace blunt force head trauma as the major cause of brain damage in the civilized world. (More...)
Juggler Vain attempts to wrestle with the issues around the KPFA shutdown; Big-time wrestling ensues. (More...)
Absinthia: The Pigdog Interview
Absinthe is making a come back for the Millennium. Even English people are slurping it down in pubs, eschewing their normal, healthy stouts and ales. And why not? Hell, if the planet is going to explode anyway, why not ride the DEATH WAVE in, and celebrate Y2K with the most entertaining and vicious elixir you can find? Come! Explore the "Absinthe Underground" with El Snatcher, Mr. Bad, and Splicer, as they interview the notorious absinthe bootlegger, Absinthia. (More...)
Songs Of Love And Special Things
Well, dear reader, there's no denying it: Spring has sprung. The air is pungent with the fertile aroma of Romance. And you know what goes with Romance, don't you? That's right, Lover, porn. And not just any porn, but the kind you can sing along to. (More...)
