The mailbag is full to over-flowing, mostly because we never sit down and post the mail that
people send. Most of it is raving crazy Canadistia crapola from some of the most humor-tarded people in the
world, some is just plain sad and some of it is just so unintentionally funny we just have to publish
Date: 8 Jul 2003 13:20:35 -0000
From: Lynnda Butler <Butler_L@firn.edu>
Gee...I am so sorry that you are
so uninformed about skunk ownership. Somehow
after 32 years of having skunks I can't even find something in your
information that suggests that what I have is a skunk. But, we are all
entitled to our own opinions....Luckily, yours is in a real minority according
to the 1000's of owners all over the US, Canada and Europe. Thanks for
sharing. Please feel free to publish my statement.
firn.edu -- Florida Information Resource Network? Don't tell me you found
our article researching a paper on skunks? Hope you get an F!
Date: 8 Jul 2003 02:30:16 -0000
From: Pam <Bonniebunny1@aol.com>
This is the most ignorant piece of trash I have ever seen.....I can only hope
this is someone's sick sense of humor!
It's not. WE'RE REALLY, REALLY SERIOUS. (You can tell by our use of CAPITAL LETTERS.)
Stupid Canadian Words
Date: 2 Jul 2003 21:55:13 -0000
From: JIm <firstname.lastname@example.org>
I am Canadian and Im offended by you saying that canadians are stupid
We are the true North and we are Strong and free.
Im Very Proud to Be Canadian.
You need to get a life eh
No, we did not make this letter up.
Date: 8 Jul 2003 15:42:20 -0000
You have the biggest load of uncanned bullshit I ever saw in one place, just
lying there on a waste of internet space. Third world? Bullshit. Canadia?
Bullshit. Youv really got a lot of nerve.
Let me tell you about America.
You know how you Americans think you started and finished WW2 single-handedly?
YOU FUCKIN AMERICANS DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO CARE ABOUT THE WAR UNTIL THE GERMANS
SANK ONE OF YOUR FUCKIN LUXURY CRUISE BOATS! Canada was in there from the
start, along with Britain, France, and Turkey. We were out there to help the
world. You just wanted it to be over so your precious cruise liners wouldn't
feel a scratch. In fact, that's how it was with the other war, too. And though
the god damned atom bomb may have ended WW2, it killed plenty of innocent
citizens of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. You knew that would happen, but you didn't
give a rat's ass.
And at least up here, we have doctors who put saving lives before recieving
their paycheck. Down there, you could have a guy who just fell off the Grand
Canyon, and still no doctor would even try to save his life without getting a
fuckin 100,000 dollar cash sum first. Up here, where we are AS TECHNOLOGICALLY
ADVANCED AS YOU PIGS, if someone's dying, we act human. But that's too much to
ask of a country where you can't tell a criminal from an innocent bystander,
for all the weaponry. When will you get the picture? Guns = BAD. Canada = GOOD.
Do you really think that having MORE GUNS around will turn into LESS CRIME?
LESS death? LESS of a scare when I come to visit the country?? Hah! You make
less sense than a drunk texan.
I also notice that at the bottom of this page you mention laws about free
speech. Hate crimes violate free speech laws. You should know that if you're so
bright. But even so, if you're not breaking the law, neither am I. You tell
lies. I'm telling the TRUTH.
FUCK YOUR EDITORIAL STAFF. as long as someone reads this, no editing is
necessary. All I ask is that the manager of the website sees it like it is. So
I can tell it like it is.
There are plenty of good things about the U. S. of A., but you are NO BETTER
than us. In fact, the rating from the UN is that we hold a higher standard of
living than you do. We don't look at a Muslim and think "Terrorist!" We don't
fire a gun, and ask questions later. WE didn't get our independence through
fighting. If you want to deny any of this, just look back in history.
Write back, so I can see what other bullshit you have to say.
One more thing
Date: 8 Jul 2003 15:45:01 -0000
By the way, I don't believe your made up bullshit
about making fun of American steriotypes. You must think I'm really dim. You just don't want angry feedback
like this. Well fuck you, dumbass.
It's 2003 and Canadian schools still aren't teaching their kids about SATIRE. Maybe
we can get a UN program started to ship humor to our deprived northern brethern?
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