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Here's
an interesting item that just showed up in our mailbag. Seems
some freaks in Germany are convinced that Pigdog is part of
the great Tellytubbie Conspiracy. I'm figuring that some WebCrawler
ran across this wonderful old RatSnatcher article,
and we ended up in some half-assed marketing daturbase.
And the
funny thing is that he insists that this is piece of SPAM
is confidential information. No, I'm sorry Robert, if you
want something to remain confidential with Pigdog, you ask
us first and maybe, just maybe, we'll agree to let you be
one of our sooper serkit confidential information sources.
But don't
ever tell us to do anything... like delete an email, or not
copy it or even email you to unsubscribe us from your damn
SPAM list. You unsubscribe us. Cause if you sending us unsolicited
email - you should know, we're JOURNALISTS GODDMANNIT,
and we'll publish WHATEVER the hell we want!
Oh, and
one more thing, Robert... Tellytubbies suck a big gooey wad
of hate and I'm laughing at you because you have to deal with
them all day long. Enjoy your small pathetic life, Robert.
Date: Tue, 17 Oct 2000 13:50:51 +0200
From: Robert Kleinke (Bitways)
To: barfback@pigdog.org
Subject: Urgent inquiry for teletubby toys
Urgent inquiry for
Dear Sirs,
We are an international
trading company, mainly serving the European industry.
The Bitways Group
purchases globally on own account and then resells the products
to various clients. Our aim is to source globally and to offer
our clients the best prices worldwide.
From one of our own
or rented databases we have retrieved your address as potential
supplier of the product(s) we would like to purchase this
time. If you can promptly give us your very best quote you
might be chosen as the supplier we have been looking for as
early as next week.
At the moment we
are looking for teletubby articles.
Please offer any
kind of stocklots you might have available. Please provide
3 (three) samples for evaluation purposes.
In conclusion I would
like to ask you to send your company´s detailed address, your
bank detail and pictures of the inquired item(s) along with
your quotation. Please let us know your best quote as this
will enable us to work more efficiently.
Looking forward to
hearing from you soon, we are
Yours sincerely,
Robert Kleinke
Global Sourcing Manager
Team Blue
Bitways Global Sourcing
GmbH
Hohe Brücke 1
Haus der Seefahrt
D-20459 Hamburg
Fon: +49-(0)40-28800-304
Fax: +49-(0)40-28800-111
This email is confidential.
If you are not the intended recipient, you must not copy,
disclose or use its contents. If you have received it in error,
please inform us immediately by return email and delete the
document. If you would like to be removed from all our databases
and mailing lists please send an e-Mail without any subject
to mailto:XXX@XXX.XXX
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