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-- HST

Spock Beer!

The latest cool Spock thing is... beer! Why didn't we think of this? The Gumbonian Institute for the Alcohol and Age Impaired's own brewery, The Gumbonia Brewing Company, has developed Spock Bock!

Check out the label for a great quote about beer from Spock himself.

Actually, these people are sorta peculiar. They have something called "Camp Gumby" that they describe as,

".... a hedonistic celebration of all that is outrageous, tacky silly, drunk and bizarre."

and they seem to like alcohol and Gumby a little too much. They also have a bus, of all things, that they drive about and drink in!!! What kind of evil, treacherous freaks are these??! To tell you the truth, I had a hard time not putting them in the "bad people" category, because obviously they are very bad people indeed.

But Spock beer is a great idea!

--snatcher

 

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