I really shouldn't have gone to the game as I had so much work to do around the house, but it was nice to actually see the sun - it is yellow you know. -- Johnnie Royale
Wil Shipley posted his own top ten list. "Top 10 Pickup Lines I've
Had No Luck With So Far":
You seem smart and beautiful. Imagine how great our kids would be if you marry me right now!
You look like you could fill this giant hole I have in me.
My ex was the perfect woman for me, but don't worry, I don't expect that from you.
Hey, if you have sex with me, you can be in my journal!
I need someone like you in my life. Can I call you every hour and wail about how lonely I am?
I haven't had sex in weeks so I'd say or do anything to get you into bed. But at least I'm honest.
No pressure, but you're the only thing keeping me going since my ex left.
Everyone says I should learn to be my own person, but my plan is to get another girlfriend immediately and not bother with that growing crap. What do you say?
You remind me of my ex when you sit/stand/walk/run/eat/drink/sleep/whatever.
I think I love you, but since I'm on the rebound, who knows for sure?
