Pigdog Journal -- My Pigdog!

"Let's roll" was the last thing heard over a air-to-ground phone connection, said by one passenger to another, before the passengers attempted to retake the fourth hijacked aircraft on 9-11. Instead of gaining control of the aircraft and thwarting the hijackers, they succeeded in crashing the plane into the ground and killing everyone aboard, including themselves. A fitting motto if there ever was one. -- Baron Earl (referring to George W. Bush's new national motto)

Introducing...

What Is It?

My Pigdog! is a new service that lets you decide what you see on the Pigdog Journal home page. You can choose the news, sports, weather, horoscopes, tickers and other data you need for your busy life.

How Can I Use It?

By signing up with the simple Web form below, you'll customize Pigdog Journal for the data you like to see. It's that simple!

You can leave out any data you want, and your My Pigdog! home page will skip that feature. Required fields are marked with an "*".

1. Personal Data
Give us the following data so we can customize Pigdog Journal to your needs.
* First Name:
* Last Name:
Birthdate (MM/DD/YYYY):
For security reasons, please also enter your Social Security number and mother's maiden name. We'll use this information to verify your identity if you call Pigdog Journal for technical support.
* SSN:	--
* MMN:

2. Weather
My Pigdog! can give you local news and weather. Enter your Zip Code below. (Weather data courtesy of WeatherTronic Weather Data Services, LLC.)
Zip Code:

3. My Pigdog! Horoscope
Choose your My Pigdog! star sign to get a FREE daily horoscope by Madame Jedda (TM) every day!
Sign:
Check here if you want us to make something nice up on days that your horoscope is bad.

4. Porno

My Pigdog! Porn of the Day (TM) gives you hot porn on your Pigdog Journal home page each and every day! Whew! Can you feel the heat?

Check for your favorite porn.

Money shot
Man-man
Anal Intruder

Interracial
Girl-on-girl
Celebrities

Hard S&M
Teen
Blowjobs

Double dildo
Mills College
Erotic Smoking

Girls in casts
Stiletto heels
Barbecue sauce

5. Sports
My Pigdog! can give you up-to-the-minute scores and results from your favorite sports teams. Choose your favorite sports below. (Sports scores provided by Sportotronic Sports Data Services, LLC.)
Football Canadian Football Baseball 0-Day War3z Soccer Mountain Unicycling 3-Dimensional Chess RC5 Cracking Computer Hardware Acquisition

6. Drug Price Ticker
Keep up to date on drug prices in your neighborhood with My Pigdog! Drug Ticker (TM)! Enter the ticker symbol for your favorite drugs in the space below (example: "X", "ACD", "CCN") and we'll give you precise prices in your area. See a price you like? Click on it to go to Amazon.com Drugmart (TM) for no-load on-line drug purchase! (Amazon.com Drugmart (TM) registration required)
Drug 1:
Drug 2:
Drug 3:

7. Animal Attacks
My Pigdog! Animal Attack (TM) provides current, precise information on vital animal attack data in your area. Select the species you want Pigdog Journal to monitor for your locale.
Squirrels (includes flying squirrels) * Monkeys	Rogue Bull Elephants Emus	Jackals Other Apes	Drunken Blue Jays Lovestruck Elk

8. Paranormal Activity
My Pigdog! Paranormatron! (TM) keeps you in-the-know on crucial paranormal information relevant to your life. Watch the numbers on your pet theory!
Reverse Speech Ancient Astronauts Chupacabras Ay-leens Psychic Computing Spock *

9. Gross Stuff
With My Pigdog! Sludge Ticker (TM) you can get a heapin' helpin' of horror every morning when you come into work. Choose your poison below.
Slow-motion Vomit Bloated, rotting corpses dripping slime Severed Heads Severed Thumbs Shotgun Suicides Ass Mutilations

10. Software Updates
My Pigdog! Insta-Downloader (TM) lets you choose the latest software for your computer! Each day we highlight software for you chosen platform and OS. Select your OS from the list below.
Debian GNU/Linux RedHat Linux	S.u.S.E. Linux MkLinux	Slackware Linux Stampede Linux	Kheops Linux Other

That's it! Just click the button below to start using My Pigdog!.

By clicking the button above, you agree to our privacy terms and conditions. We reserve the right to use your personal data to retrieve credit information and use your name for a reference. You agree to let us send you spam whenever some minor part of our site is updated. We can give your name and email address to the highest bidder. We will call you at home at 7AM on a Saturday. We can laugh at the gross porn you like.

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