Busey Clan Receives Cold Net ReceptionMany Leonardo DiCaprio fan site developers are showing little or no interest in extending/enhancing their sites to also promote Jake Busey. But the campaign continues... Here's some of the recent correspondence between one of our editors and some of the DiCaprio site developers: To: [Several Leo DiCaprio Fan Site Webmasters] Subject: Re: No Jake Busey Fan Sites Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 From: Mr. Bad <mr.bad@pigdog.org> X-Mailer: Mew version 1.93 on XEmacs 20.4 (Emerald) Dear Webmaster: Did you know that while there are several thousand Leonardo DiCaprio fan sites, there aren't any Jake Busey fan sites worth a goddamn? Doesn't that kind of bother you? Maybe you should take some of your enthusiasm for Leonardo DiCaprio and make a Jake Busey fan site instead. Leonardo DiCaprio is great and all, but it's just a crying shame there's not a Jake Busey site out there. Signed, A Concerned Citizen From: "so charming" <so_charming@hotmail.com> To: mr.bad@pigdog.org Subject: Re: No Jake Busey Fan Sites Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 17:17:00 PST Sorry... but I don't know who Jake Busey is. Are you a fan of his? Why don't you create one for him. -Sophia email: so_charming@hotmail.com Life is short do what pleases you, not others.... Come visit my web site. Leo, king of my heart. http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/9619/ To: so_charming@hotmail.com Subject: Re: No Jake Busey Fan Sites From: Mr. Bad <mr.bad@pigdog.org> X-Mailer: Mew version 1.93 on XEmacs 20.4 (Emerald) Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 19:53:08 -0800 >>>>> "so" == so charming <so_charming@hotmail.com> writes: so> Sorry... but I don't know who Jake Busey is. Are so> you a fan of his? Why don't you create one for him. Jake Busey is the son of actor Gary Busey. He's been in lots of movies. http://us.imdb.com/Name?Busey,+Jake This is the only fan site out there for Jake Busey, and I'm not even sure it really counts. http://www.preston-net.com/ homepage/userpages/Travs_homepage.html I'd do it myself, but I'm not really a fan site kinda guy. Anyways, just think about it, OK? Mr. Bad Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 18:19:29 -0800 To: Mr. Bad <mr.bad@pigdog.org> From: Totally DeCapitated <editor@cricketmedia.com> Subject: Re: No Jake Busey Fan Sites Tell me who Jake Busey is and I might be interested! I'd thought a few years ago to start a Tobey Maguire site cause there weren't any, but I'm not that crazy about him as an actor quite yet. - cricket +___________________________________________________________+ | Totally DeCapitated ---> http://cricketmedia.com/leo/ | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ | An electronic magazine of youth, passion, and discovery, | |loosely connected to Leonardo DiCaprio and brought to you | | by the fine folks at cricket media. | +-----------------------------------------------------------+ Date: Tue, 17 Nov 1998 18:43:53 -0800 (PST) From: Naomi Gonzales <naomig_98@yahoo.com> Subject: Re: No Jake Busey Fan Sites To: Mr. Bad <mr.bad@pigdog.org> And who is Jake Busey? It is a sad, sad fact that there are no fine Jake Busey sites in the world. We live in an age in which there are more sites about Alicia Silverstone than Noam Chomsky... But our campaign to develop more Jake Busey resources on the net will continue. And remember, you can help by emailing the owners of other fan sites around the world! Please let us know if you make any progress by sending us some feedback. |
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