Is Kim Rollins playing the personals? "She's got an ad up at the Salon/Nerve personals,"
one Washington-based Pigdog reader claims.
Sure enough, the address provided by The Kim Rollins
paparazzi leads to a romance-seeking
Salon personal ad -- and it correctly identifies Kim's birthday. (She turned 32
Saturday!)
If it is Seattle's favorite
heart-breaking web diarist,
she's now grappling with some
long Seattle
nights.
In the ad, all four categories have been selected -- dating, serious relationship,
friendship,
and "play."
Er, play? "Select play if you're looking for some 'adult' fun," Salon explains.
Refusing to provide "your most humbling moment," the romance-seeker
nonetheless exhibits a familiar self-deprecating wit -- e.g.,
when answering Salon's boiler-plate question, "The Celebrity I Resemble Most."
"If I tell you that people have told me I look like Nicole Kidman and you
meet me, and you don't think so, I come off looking like a narcissistic pathological
liar. But they do..."
Despite three years of ongoing coverage, Pigdog's passel of eager Kim-spotting moles just
won't let up.
"Her occupation now is 'content provider'," the would-be informant notes. And if
still more random information were needed, the forwarded page also
includes a description of what suitors will find in the bedroom.
"Not much, since I sleep in a closet. Not a friend's closet, my own closet, and it's a big
closet, but
it's a tight fit and with the bed in there you can't close the door."
