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1999-01-07 00:07:00


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EVERYTHING IS BETTER IN THE ASS. Cocaine, wine, coffee, nitrous (supposedly quite dangerous), sushi, "Little Mermaid" DVDs, cat food, Forth: EVERYTHING is better if you put it in your ass. Everything!
-- The Mighty Silverback

 

The BBC reports protesting flight attendants may adopt a radical measure to increase pressure on management. Their new tactic? They'll stop smiling at passengers for one hour each flight.

Word of their sinsister scheme spread to other cultures -- and the workers drew sympathy from noted Boise personality "Lego-Man", who commented:

"I am going on strike too!"

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

paco@pigdog.org


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