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So the founder of Men's Wearhouse, Dennis Peron, and the bassist for The Who walk into a bar. They get a frog and two spiders stoned. And then there is a mandrill.
-- Mr. Bad
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It's happened AGAIN... A disgusting foreign object has been found
in a value meal. As if McDonald's food wasn't blecherous enough
to begin with, a Wisconsin woman recently bit into a McDonald's
Chicken Bun sandwich, and almost choked to death on a used
condom!
We keep hearing about people finding things in McDonald's
fat-laden, fast food products. At least a half-dozen times a
year
we hear about someone finding a rat claw, bloody Band-Aid, or a
screw, etc., in his or her Big Mac, Fish Bun, or whatever. The
victims sue for justice, but invariably, once the lawyers zoom
in,
it turns out that the whole story is a HOAX. This happens EVERY
SINGLE TIME. But are all of these people lying? What are the
odds!?
SORTA-RELATED-ANECDOTE: One time, in Dayton Ohio, I chomped down
on a RUSTY SCREW hidden in a sandwich from Rax Roast Beef. One
of
their meat-blasting machines must have been loosing pieces or
something. When I complained, not only did they NOT replace my
sandwich, but they accused ME of being in a conspiracy to defraud
them. I should have SUED THOSE BASTARDS!
But would I have had any chance against a mega-corporation fast
food chain? Considering that a smart person knows better than to
directly go up against these types of wretched corporate
mega-scums, how many incidents like this go UNREPORTED? Once can
only wonder...
Check it out yourself
eatme@pigdog.org
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