Burn them ALL! ALL of THEM!

     
 

More Dumb Criminals
2000-01-29 16:02:26


Bad People
 
Wikis are a piece of hippie technology, based on good intentions and sharing and happy goodness and mom and apple pie but, as in every hippie technology, the actual implementation sucks.
-- Kiko

 

You just got to wonder how these people feed themselves as they must use what few brain cells they have maintaining respiration.

This guy decides to hold up a cafe - after probably watching Pulp Fiction 300 times - only he's got a unique MO. First he chooses a wheelchair as his get-away car. Maybe because they corner so well. I don't know. Then, in an act of cosmic stupidity, he writes his stick up note on the back of one his personal checks - which conveniently, for the police, has his name, address and phone number printed on it.

So Mr. Edward Bahanon will be spending a great deal of time in the care of the Not-so-great State of Tennessee in the near future, where the other cons in the joint will have plenty of time to educate him on the proper techniques to rape, rob and kill. Or they will as soon as they stop laughing at him.

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

guvnor@pigdog.org


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