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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-- Ernest Hemingway

The Lost Probe

by Baron Earl

2000-01-23 17:19:51

NASA's Mars missions keep blowing up and crashing, but dammit, when you reach for the stars you have to expect a few minor setbacks. Drink a toast to the men and women of NASA! Toast them with a Lost Probe mixed up with your own two (or three) hands!

To make a Lost Probe you'll need:

  • 1 shot of vodka
  • 1 shot of dark rum
  • Half a can of 7UP
  • 1 tablespoon of TANG

Pour the 7UP in a glass, add the vodka and rum, add the tablespoon of TANG and stir with a broken-off antenna. The TANG makes the 7Up froth and bubble in a delightfully alien way. Drink up!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

jared@pigdog.org

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