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I quit drinking, and then I lost my car, and my house, my girlfriend and my job and my self respect. Now I'm homeless, unemployed, riding public transpo, broke, unloved and suicidally depressed, but you know what? today I don't have to drink.
-- Splicer

The Lost Probe

by Baron Earl

2000-01-23 17:19:51

NASA's Mars missions keep blowing up and crashing, but dammit, when you reach for the stars you have to expect a few minor setbacks. Drink a toast to the men and women of NASA! Toast them with a Lost Probe mixed up with your own two (or three) hands!

To make a Lost Probe you'll need:

  • 1 shot of vodka
  • 1 shot of dark rum
  • Half a can of 7UP
  • 1 tablespoon of TANG

Pour the 7UP in a glass, add the vodka and rum, add the tablespoon of TANG and stir with a broken-off antenna. The TANG makes the 7Up froth and bubble in a delightfully alien way. Drink up!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

wunderbar@pigdog.org

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