Meathenge

     

 

 

I dance in my sleep, and fly; waking, I am clumsy and earthbound.
-- Juggler Vain

 

WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS (cont'd)
2000-02-20 01:35:00

I find Spigot to be the funniest. Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Hey, don't respond to Arkuat! He's a non-entity in this interview.
Enigma
Enigma
How much time do you spend in a week putting the strip together?
WHOOPS <strike>sorry</strike> Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Do any of you spend much time on Usenet?
Pants does most of the stripping now... I haven't done much in many months. Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Shit, here's the gangfuck interview!
Tjames
Tjames
Wah. We don't have a list of questions. We just like to shout em out at random.
tjames: I use it as a resource, but I haven't posted in years Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Usenet is for retards who think pretend religions are funny, Tjames.
Usenet is dying. Oh well. Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Right. But some of your stuff reminds me of alt.stupidity on a good day.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
This is a courtesy email for a cross-posted message.
Not familiar with it. Rands
Rands
Enigma
Enigma
Random streams of words intersect and die.
Tjames
Tjames
It real gay.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Oh, hey, here's a real question!
PREPARED Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
SHHHHHHHH Let me ask my question.
Arkuat
Arkuat
tjames was a hardcore usenet guru with much protocol juju.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
OK, so, there's one Jerk City that's all in Esperanto.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Which I thought was fabulous! It was "Ech Ofendema..."
Enigma
Enigma
Esperanto is the language of really bad people of the future.
Deuce is the ESPERANTO FREAK in the bunch Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Who did the Esperanto? Was it translated by a computer program?
Tjames
Tjames
Mr. Bad is all gay for Esperanto, as you can tell.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
No! Really! You have an ESPERANTO FREAK?
I'm guessing Deuce did it.... Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Shut up, you're all gay for Usenet and you got to do your stupid Usenet question.

Arkuat mumbles something about lojban.

Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
That's crazy.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
I'm going to get Deuce to do a separate interview, ALL IN ESPERANTO.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
And then we will make fun of all of you fuckers in our personal secret language.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
OK, that will probably never happen.
Enigma
Enigma
uckfay ffoay
Tjames
Tjames
Shut up. So, do you guys all work in The Industry, or does anybody have normal jobs?
We're all geeks ranging from Directors of Engineering -> PERL WIZARDS Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
[Side question: how do you know each other?]
We all met in BBSes during the mid-to-late 80s Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
No fucking way!
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Freako NERDS!
GAY FOR DECADES HERE PEOPLE Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
YOu must have been TOTAL LOSERS!
Tjames
Tjames
Which locality, if it's OK to ask?
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Bay Area Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Um.
WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Like, can you name some boards here?
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Hey, tell us about it. We're all BBS fags, too.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Whoops, cat-bag situation there.
CALL THE TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!! 255-7571 Rands
Rands
ahem. Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
Do you remember Nirvana Net?
Noe. Rands
Rands
NOPE TOO. Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
:-) SMiling.
Tjames
Tjames
How about Rathead?

Mr. Bad does clever action to indicate humor.

Nope. Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
God, what Bay Area did you people live in?
PROBABLY OUTSIDE MY ZONE/ZUM RANGE HGUHGUHGUHUGHUGHUGHUGHG Rands
Rands
South Bay Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Uh, were you in the SAN FRANCISCO bay area, or like the BAY OF FUNDY or something.
Tjames
Tjames
[Enigma], what was the Nirvanner board down there?
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
BUrn this Flag.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Or something.
Enigma
Enigma
BTF was San Jose
Sounds familiar Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Rands, we pretty much PEAKED CREATIVELY during the late 80s, and so all we ever talk about is like 8N1 and YMODEM-G and shit.
Tjames
Tjames
Anyway, we are also all big stupid gay BBS people in past lives. I think everybody here had their own board, except for Mr. bad.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
If you are cool we will make you a CO-SYSOP and give you 3l337 access and shit.
hahah Rands
Rands
Enigma
Enigma
& the Temple of the Screaming Electron was my setup.
Takes me back... I ran METROPOLIS, DRAGON FLIGHT, AND SOMETHING CALLED PINK SEX Rands
Rands
Tjames
Tjames
You have 16 gold coins. Would you like to (D)eposit or (W)ithdraw coins?
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Yeah, right. Tjames had one of those boards that he'd turn off whenever he needed to use the phone.
Tjames
Tjames
No, I had two phones.
Enigma
Enigma
Those all sound strangely familiar.
Arkuat
Arkuat
"you have dialed the number of the beastie. proceed at your own risk."
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
whois pimpwars.com
Tjames
Tjames
Right. Must be COmp Currents memories.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
No match for PIMPWARS.COM
Tjames
Tjames
Trade Wars, man!
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Shit, I have some CYBERSQUATTING to take care of.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Hey, this has turned into a regular BABBA FACE FEED, folks.
TradeWars... takes me back Rands
Rands
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Let's try to keep oriented on the fucking TWENTY_FIRST_CENTURY
YES Rands
Rands
Arkuat
Arkuat
yeah, that bbs stuff is *so* second-millennium.
Mr. Bad
Mr. Bad
Agreed!

-MORE-

 

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