| Anne Coulter is a character of a parody of a comic book villain. There's no Godwin Law on the intertubes for invoking Coulter, but there should be. -- Johnny Royale |
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WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS (cont'd)
2000-02-20 01:35:00
By Mr. Bad
| I find Spigot to be the funniest. | 
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Hey, don't respond to Arkuat! He's a non-entity in this interview. |
Enigma | How much time do you spend in a week putting the strip together? |
| WHOOPS <strike>sorry</strike> |
Rands |
Tjames | Do any of you spend much time on Usenet? |
| Pants does most of the stripping now... I haven't done much in many months. |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Shit, here's the gangfuck interview! |
Tjames | Wah. We don't have a list of questions. We just like to shout em out at random. |
| tjames: I use it as a resource, but I haven't posted in years |
Rands |
| Usenet is dying. Oh well. |
Rands |
Tjames | Right. But some of your stuff reminds me of alt.stupidity on a good day. |
Mr. Bad | This is a courtesy email for a cross-posted message. |
| Not familiar with it. |
Rands |
Enigma | Random streams of words intersect and die. |
Tjames | It real gay. |
Mr. Bad | Oh, hey, here's a real question! |
| PREPARED |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | SHHHHHHHH Let me ask my question. |
Arkuat | tjames was a hardcore usenet guru with much protocol juju. |
Mr. Bad | Which I thought was fabulous! It was "Ech Ofendema..." |
Enigma | Esperanto is the language of really bad people of the future. |
| Deuce is the ESPERANTO FREAK in the bunch |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Who did the Esperanto? Was it translated by a computer program? |
Tjames | Mr. Bad is all gay for Esperanto, as you can tell. |
Mr. Bad | No! Really! You have an ESPERANTO FREAK? |
| I'm guessing Deuce did it.... |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Shut up, you're all gay for Usenet and you got to do your stupid Usenet question. |
Arkuat mumbles something about lojban.
Mr. Bad | That's crazy. |
Mr. Bad | I'm going to get Deuce to do a separate interview, ALL IN ESPERANTO. |
Mr. Bad | And then we will make fun of all of you fuckers in our personal secret language. |
Mr. Bad | OK, that will probably never happen. |
Enigma | uckfay ffoay |
Tjames | Shut up. So, do you guys all work in The Industry, or does anybody have normal jobs? |
| We're all geeks ranging from Directors of Engineering -> PERL WIZARDS |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | [Side question: how do you know each other?] |
| We all met in BBSes during the mid-to-late 80s |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Mr. Bad | No fucking way! |
Mr. Bad | Freako NERDS! |
| GAY FOR DECADES HERE PEOPLE |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | YOu must have been TOTAL LOSERS! |
Tjames | Which locality, if it's OK to ask? |
Mr. Bad | Hahahahahahahahahahaha! |
| Bay Area |
Rands |
Tjames | Um. |
| WE'RE STILL TOTAL LOSERS JESUS |
Rands |
Tjames | Like, can you name some boards here? |
Mr. Bad | Hey, tell us about it. We're all BBS fags, too. |
Mr. Bad | Whoops, cat-bag situation there. |
| CALL THE TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!! 255-7571 |
Rands |
| ahem. |
Rands |
| Noe. |
Rands |
| NOPE TOO. |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | :-) SMiling. |
Mr. Bad does clever action to indicate humor.
| Nope. |
Rands |
Tjames | God, what Bay Area did you people live in? |
| PROBABLY OUTSIDE MY ZONE/ZUM RANGE HGUHGUHGUHUGHUGHUGHUGHG |
Rands |
| South Bay |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Uh, were you in the SAN FRANCISCO bay area, or like the BAY OF FUNDY or something. |
Tjames | [Enigma], what was the Nirvanner board down there? |
Mr. Bad | Or something. |
Enigma | BTF was San Jose |
| Sounds familiar |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Rands, we pretty much PEAKED CREATIVELY during the late 80s, and so all we ever talk about is like 8N1 and YMODEM-G and shit. |
Tjames | Anyway, we are also all big stupid gay BBS people in past lives. I think everybody here had their own board, except for Mr. bad. |
Mr. Bad | If you are cool we will make you a CO-SYSOP and give you 3l337 access and shit. |
| hahah |
Rands |
| Takes me back... I ran METROPOLIS, DRAGON FLIGHT, AND SOMETHING CALLED PINK SEX |
Rands |
Tjames | You have 16 gold coins. Would you like to (D)eposit or (W)ithdraw coins? |
Mr. Bad | Yeah, right. Tjames had one of those boards that he'd turn off whenever he needed to use the phone. |
Tjames | No, I had two phones. |
Enigma | Those all sound strangely familiar. |
Arkuat | "you have dialed the number of the beastie. proceed at your own risk." |
Mr. Bad | whois pimpwars.com |
Mr. Bad | No match for PIMPWARS.COM |
Tjames | Trade Wars, man! |
Mr. Bad | Shit, I have some CYBERSQUATTING to take care of. |
Mr. Bad | Hey, this has turned into a regular BABBA FACE FEED, folks. |
| TradeWars... takes me back |
Rands |
Mr. Bad | Let's try to keep oriented on the fucking TWENTY_FIRST_CENTURY |
| YES |
Rands |
Arkuat | yeah, that bbs stuff is *so* second-millennium. |
Mr. Bad | Agreed! |
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