Top five things that make me fear and exult: 5) Amyl nitrate. 4) Car crashes. 3)
Courtroom showdowns. 2) Sex in public. 1) the REAL ULTIMATE POWER of a full-on NINJA
OK, so, I don't have a lot to say about this site, but I didn't want to make a teeny-
weeny little short-link quicky link, because I know that most Pigdog Journal readers
don't take them seriously enough. I mean, fuck, we've got the entire functionality of memepool.com right down at the bottom of our index
page, EVERY DAY updated with new and interesting links, and nobody ever looks at them
and/or reads them. It's SAD and DEPRESSING.
So I guess I've totally veered off the NINJA ISSUE into decrying the sad state of affairs
with Pigdog Journal readers. Read the Quickies, you ass-munching losers! Don't get
distracted by the flashy pictures and clever layout options at the top of the page! Think
for yourself! DON'T click that picture just because it has a FOYN piece of ASS on
it. DON'T LET JAKOB NIELSON be right! Style doesn't matter for shit.
OK, uh, I guess I should start rounding this article out with some conclusiatory
statements of comically overstated exhortation. Which would probably require reining in
this unhelpful need for woolgathering self-reference and swinging the discussion back
around to the TOPIC at HAND, namely: NINJAS. With that in mind, I ask you to DIG THIS --
ninjas fucking rock, and they are funny, and you should go read about them. And that's
about all I have to say. Onward, Pigdog hordes!