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FUCK the Elvis Stamp
1999-11-11 17:01:26


Bad People
 
Black magic operates most effectively in preconscious, marginal areas. Casual curses are the most effective.
-- William S. Burroughs

 

Man, these guys at the Elvis Stamp site are PISSING ME OFF. They are HORRIBLE and do not honor even the BASE LEVEL STANDARD of Internet link exchange decency. I hereby DENOUNCE the Elvis Stamp!

Here is my letter to the people at elvisstamp.com:


To: links@elvisstamp.com
Subject: As of RIGHT NOW this Relationship is OVER
From: Mr. Bad
Organization: Pigdog Journal


GODDAMN IT! You are a BIG LIAR on your links site:

http://www.elvisstamp.com/links.htm l

Pigdog Journal has had up your ST00PID Elvis Stamp banner ad on our
Web site for ALMOST A YEAR, and you have YET to add a link to PDJ on
your links page. I have written to you several times about this issue,
but you have FAILED to add our link and you have FAILED to respond.

Your actions are unconscionable. You are a POOR NET CITIZEN. As of
THIS VERY MINUTE we are not only going to REMOVE the Elvis Stamp
banner ad from our Web site, but I will PUBLICLY DENOUNCE your
organization and product, and encourage our readers to take their stamp-buying business elsewhere.

FUCK the Elvis Stamp! Down with the Elvis Stamp!

~Mr. Bad
City Editor, Pigdog Journal

P.S. Pink backgrounds suck.
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Mr. Bad | http://pigdog.org/ | RoR - Alucard
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So, nobody buy no Elvis Stamps from elvisstamp.com! Buy all your stamps from http://www.stamps.com/ or something! Because elvisstamp.com is the SUCK!

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

xandria@pigdog.org


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