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FUCK the Elvis Stamp
1999-11-11 17:01:26
Man, these guys at the Elvis Stamp site are PISSING ME OFF. They are HORRIBLE and do not honor even the BASE LEVEL STANDARD of Internet link exchange decency. I hereby DENOUNCE the Elvis Stamp!
Here is my letter to the people at elvisstamp.com:
To: links@elvisstamp.com
Subject: As of RIGHT NOW this Relationship is OVER
From: Mr. Bad
Organization: Pigdog Journal
GODDAMN IT! You are a BIG LIAR on your links site:
http://www.elvisstamp.com/links.htm l
Pigdog Journal has had up your ST00PID Elvis Stamp banner ad on our
Web site for ALMOST A YEAR, and you have YET to add a link to PDJ on
your links page. I have written to you several times about this issue,
but you have FAILED to add our link and you have FAILED to respond.
Your actions are unconscionable. You are a POOR NET CITIZEN. As of
THIS VERY MINUTE we are not only going to REMOVE the Elvis Stamp
banner ad from our Web site, but I will PUBLICLY DENOUNCE your
organization and product, and encourage our readers to take their stamp-buying business elsewhere.
FUCK the Elvis Stamp! Down with the Elvis Stamp!
~Mr. Bad
City Editor, Pigdog Journal
P.S. Pink backgrounds suck.
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Mr. Bad| http://pigdog.org/ | RoR - Alucard
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So, nobody buy no Elvis Stamps from elvisstamp.com! Buy all your stamps from http://www.stamps.com/ or something! Because elvisstamp.com is the SUCK!
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