FUCK the Elvis Stamp

1999-11-11 17:01:26

Man, these guys at the Elvis Stamp site are PISSING ME OFF. They are HORRIBLE and do not honor even the BASE LEVEL STANDARD of Internet link exchange decency. I hereby DENOUNCE the Elvis Stamp!

Here is my letter to the people at elvisstamp.com:

To: links@elvisstamp.com Subject: As of RIGHT NOW this Relationship is OVER From: Mr. Bad Organization: Pigdog Journal GODDAMN IT! You are a BIG LIAR on your links site: http://www.elvisstamp.com/links.htm l Pigdog Journal has had up your ST00PID Elvis Stamp banner ad on our Web site for ALMOST A YEAR, and you have YET to add a link to PDJ on your links page. I have written to you several times about this issue, but you have FAILED to add our link and you have FAILED to respond. Your actions are unconscionable. You are a POOR NET CITIZEN. As of THIS VERY MINUTE we are not only going to REMOVE the Elvis Stamp banner ad from our Web site, but I will PUBLICLY DENOUNCE your organization and product, and encourage our readers to take their stamp-buying business elsewhere. FUCK the Elvis Stamp! Down with the Elvis Stamp! ~Mr. Bad City Editor, Pigdog Journal P.S. Pink backgrounds suck. -- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mr. Bad | http://pigdog.org/ | RoR - Alucard ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

So, nobody buy no Elvis Stamps from elvisstamp.com! Buy all your stamps from http://www.stamps.com/ or something! Because elvisstamp.com is the SUCK!

Check it out yourself

Over. End of Story. Go home now.

gable@pigdog.org

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