The Feds have made a list, they're checking it
twice, you'd best believe they know who's naughty
and nice. Arm-a-geddon is coming to town!
The FBI has come out with a report listing The Usual Suspects for
end-of-the-world millennial madness. If you ever wanted a list of hate groups
and all-around BAD people, this is your list!
The FBI has (rather grandly) titled the report "Project Megiddo", which is the
hill in northern Israel where the battle of Armageddon, the end of the world,
is supposed to take place. Apparently the FBI is concerned that some of these
groups will get a little IMPATIENT just waiting around for the world to end
and, being (mostly) good Christians and all, they might just try to help the
world on its way.
Just a little too darn helpful of these groups, I'd say.
In order to prevent mass suicides, bombings, terrorist attacks and other
not-quite-bright plans of these groups from becoming reality, the FBI has
compiled this list.
So you nasty people out there, you'd better not commit mass suicide or you'll
be in BIG trouble! The FBI is watching you!