...declares CNN movie reviewer Paul Tartara in a
scathing OP-Ed in which he states that the Star Wars zealots have
no right to bitch that now non-deity Lucas is going only make six
of the planned nine movies in the series. The article is sure to
inflame the wrath of the Faithful Followers of Han and Luke and
Leia, already reeling from the news that the series is now half
over.
When Noted Pigdog Editor and Star Wars aficionado,
Mr. Bad, was asked to comment on Tartara piece after reading it,
he was quoted as saying
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH" and
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGH". Later, Mr. Bad was
found curled up in a fetal position sucking his thumb in the back
corner of the Pigdog Publishing House and Y2K Survival Bunker
mumbling "I can't believe it. I just can't believe Threepio and
Artoo are gay and that Leia turns into an alcoholic" completely
ignoring the fact the Carrie Fisher has done time at the Betty
Ford Clinic for Well-heeled Overindulgers and the Threepio and
Artoo are really nothing more the smallish actors inside of metal
costumes.
Anyway, you can read the piece for yourself and see
where Tartara completely oversteps the bounds of journalistic
good
tastes when he praises movies such as Tucker and then writes
"(Threepio and Artoo) reappear briefly in Episode VIII: 'Not
Much Happening,' during which Artoo has a torrid affair with a
vacuum cleaner played by Delta Burke."
