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You Say Potato, I Say Skank
2002-04-19 13:05:23


Bad People
 
We talked about fucking your mom in her last agonizing moments. I hope she died a painful death.
-- Flesh

 

HAHAHAHA... I love this country sometimes. The Court of Appeals ruled yesterday that it isn't slander to call someone a skank on the radio.

Which, by inference means I can call anybody in the world a skank right here on the good old PDJ and there is nothing they can do about it.

So without further ado, let's get to work as I've got a serious backlog of Skank calling to catch up on and a lot of skankitude to vent.

John Ashcroft you're a SKANK
George W. Bush you're a SKANK
Dick Cheney you're a SKANK
Osama bin Ladan you're a SKANK
Jerry Falwell you're a SKANK
Pat Robertson you're a SKANK
Ernst Hollings you're a SKANK
Jesse Helms you're a SKANK
Strom Thurmond you're a SKANK
Condoleezza Rice you're a SKANK
Dianne Feinstein you're a SKANK
Barbara Boxer you're a SKANK
Gale Norton you're a SKANK
Trent Lott you're a SKANK
Dennis Hastert you're a SKANK
Dick Armey you're a SKANK
Thom Daschle you're a SKANK
Orin Hatch you're a SKANK
Christine Todd Whitman you're a SKANK
Anthony Scalia you're a SKANK
Clarence Thomas you're a SKANK
Willaim Rehinquist you're a SKANK
Susan Holt who embarrassed me in front of Mr. Ryans 3rd grade class, you are and will forever be a SKANK

1st Amendment man... use it or lose it.

tunafish@pigdog.org