Pigdog Journal (Bad People) -- You Say Potato, I Say Skank

You Say Potato, I Say Skank
2002-04-19 13:05:23

Bad People

I know it would like suck and all for everybody else, but I am sorry, I would like to be responsible for crashing the universe. I can just see myself saying "Oooppss, I didn't mean to do that.... say you guys should have made this like idiot proof."
-- Johnnie Royale

HAHAHAHA... I love this country sometimes. The Court of Appeals ruled yesterday that it isn't slander to call someone a skank on the radio.

Which, by inference means I can call anybody in the world a skank right here on the good old PDJ and there is nothing they can do about it.

So without further ado, let's get to work as I've got a serious backlog of Skank calling to catch up on and a lot of skankitude to vent.

John Ashcroft you're a SKANK

George W. Bush you're a SKANK

Dick Cheney you're a SKANK

Osama bin Ladan you're a SKANK

Jerry Falwell you're a SKANK

Pat Robertson you're a SKANK

Ernst Hollings you're a SKANK

Jesse Helms you're a SKANK

Strom Thurmond you're a SKANK

Condoleezza Rice you're a SKANK

Dianne Feinstein you're a SKANK

Barbara Boxer you're a SKANK

Gale Norton you're a SKANK

Trent Lott you're a SKANK

Dennis Hastert you're a SKANK

Dick Armey you're a SKANK

Thom Daschle you're a SKANK

Orin Hatch you're a SKANK

Christine Todd Whitman you're a SKANK

Anthony Scalia you're a SKANK

Clarence Thomas you're a SKANK

Willaim Rehinquist you're a SKANK

Susan Holt who embarrassed me in front of Mr. Ryans 3rd grade class, you are and will forever be a SKANK

1st Amendment man... use it or lose it.

Check it out yourself

Over. End of Story. Go home now.

quintuplet@pigdog.org

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