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Leisure Suit Osama

by El Destino

2002-01-05 14:04:11

Osama bin Laden in Western clothes? That's only the first step.

CNN reports that the Pentagon dropped propaganda leaflets on Afghanistan depicting Osama bin Laden wearing a tacky Western suit and tie. The image is supposed to encourage al Qaeda fighters to surrender, since, the logic goes, their leader has abandoned them to Western values.

But if they really want to make him look like a dip-shit -- a seedy doofus more interested in hustling Vegas strippers than promulgating a holy jihad -- they should take a tip from the master....

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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