The San Francisco Chronicle reports that when SF
Sheriff's deputies tried to evict a man in SF yesterday, they
greeted at the door with a sword-wielding ninja! In San
cop tradition, they started firing first, but the ninja was
wearing body armor, and the bullets did no harm. The dark
assassin then ran out into the street, where he was gunned down
more deputies. They found tons of bows and blades in the guy's
home. Crazy NINJAS!!!