Dear Police, Media: Thanks for telling us that we had an
evil vampire slasher stalking the streets of San Francisco,
slitting the throats of homeless people, drinking their
blood, and painting occult symbols around the crime scene.
Are there any OTHER slashers we should know about still out
there? Would you bother to tell us?
What really scares me is the fact that really horrible things are going on all
the time, and the police and the media don't even bother to report them.
There's all sorts of "Jack the Ripper" type killers and stuff, probably roving
around in your own neighborhood, but you'll never know, until maybe it's too
The media only tells us about these kinds of things when (if?) the police
actually catch these freaks. I guess so that the police look good, or not to
"panic" us...? I don't know.
One time, a fucking BOMB went off right outside my girlfriend's apartment.
It VAPORIZED one of those large metal "fortress" payphones. All that
remained were some small metal chunks. The police zoomed in and sealed off the
whole street during their investigation. One of the them said that the bomb was
likely to have been set off by remote control--perhaps wired to explode when
someone called that particular phone!! Think about that the next time you hear
a payphone ringing!
I kept looking all week for a story about this bombing to show up in the news
somehow--at least in the police sheet--but there was NOTHING! If people are
setting big bombs off in Berkeley, I want to know about it!
And if there are vampire slashers walking around killing homeless people all
the time I want to know about that too! Apparently, that's exactly what's