Earlier today, during a stump speak in Grand Rapids, Iowa,
Al Gore nearly talked a 10 year boy, Blake Riffel, to
death.
The boy standing behind Gore clearly couldn't believe that Al Bore was actually
one of the two drones running that will become the most powerful man on the
planet next January. Disturbed by this revelation and the droning of the
drone, the Blake fell into a coma and passed out behind the Vice President.
This is clearly the tip of the iceberg. Whichever of these two dunderhead
becomes President, one thing is certain... there will be more Blake Riffel's. I
say stop the INSANITY and ... and... and... ... ... fuck... I don't have an
"and". Shit, we're screwed and the next four years is gonna suck.
