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Horsey Serial Killer Strikes Again
1998-12-07 23:48:00


Bad People
 
I don't really think I would enjoy puking up raw tuna -- I'm just exaggerting for comic effect.
-- Daisy

 

True, animals can be dangerous, but people tend to like horses for some reason. We've managed to domesticate most of the violent urges out of equines. Some people even marry horses now (crazy but true). That's why it's hard to understand violence against them. In one of our most vicious hillbilly states, Arkansas, lurks a serial killer of horses. Authorities have been tracking him for some time. In the middle of the night, some time last weekend, 10 horses were stabbed and slashed for no good reason at all...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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