Build Date: Thu Jul 18 20:40:04 2024 UTC

It seems I've fallen into a pit of booze and can't get up
-- Johnnie Royale

Horsey Serial Killer Strikes Again

by El Snatcher

1998-12-07 23:48:00

True, animals can be dangerous, but people tend to like horses for some reason. We've managed to domesticate most of the violent urges out of equines. Some people even marry horses now (crazy but true). That's why it's hard to understand violence against them. In one of our most vicious hillbilly states, Arkansas, lurks a serial killer of horses. Authorities have been tracking him for some time. In the middle of the night, some time last weekend, 10 horses were stabbed and slashed for no good reason at all...

Over.  End of Story.  Go home now.

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