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I'll condescend to you all I want, bee-yatch. If you don't want to be
condescended to, don't act like a putz.
-- Mr. Bad
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The latest vampire to be caught in San Francisco is now worming
his
way through the legal system. How many times in the last 2000
years
has he been tried an convicted? Can we really take these legal
antics
seriously? Of course, his plea is "not guilty." The legal system
can't get tough on vampires because it doesn't acknowledge that
they
exit!
How many homeless people have to die? Stupid vampires--nobody
takes
them seriously... and it fall on us, PIGDOG JOURNAL, to report
these
things. Did you know that most of the weird shit you see in THE
WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, and other bad American tabloids, comes right
off of
the news wires? It's true. Most outlets CHOOSE not to run these
stories.
PIGDOG PROMISES TO REPORT ON VAMPIRES.
Unlike PIGDOG, most main-stream media outlets believe that if
they
tell you the truth, YOU JUST WONT BELIEVE IT. But they will run
anything vaguely related to Monica Lewinsky... just for no good
reason at all... BEWARE.
Check it out yourself
jared@pigdog.org
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