Ministry of Truth! Just like in that TV show with the cats.

     

 

 

I have no body hair, three nipples and a short tail. Is this going to hurt me in the swimsuit event?
-- Lenny the Nice

 

An Ethologist's Notebook
Johnny Royale, Margaret Mead, what's the difference?

"An Ethologist's Notebook" is kind of like Alistair Cooke's "Letter from America," except completely not. First off, Johnny Royale is an American in England instead of an Englishman in America. Second, this is on the Web instead of on radio. Third, Johnny mostly talks about beer.

Pigdog Journal Articles

2002-01-23 Hang'em From the Highest Oil Derrick
2001-11-14 Thank you El Destino
2001-10-16 Hack "This" RIAA
2001-01-21 What's in, What's out - Version 2001
2000-11-10 74 Days of Media Hell
2000-11-06 I'm Drunk and I'm Voting
2000-10-27 Johnnie Royale says Vote YES on Prop 36!
2000-10-16 Ethnic Cleansing, Texas Style
1999-08-18 It's an Old Country and They Like It That Way
1999-01-04 An Ethologist's Notebook

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