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Pigdog Journal Articles

2017-11-10

Fixer-Upper
Shithole. If you cleaned it up some. Ness had been in worse though. He coughed—something cool and thick rose into the back of his mouth and he spat reflexively. A scurrilous wad of mucus tinged with blood landed heavily with a wet unsavory sonance to lie like a stillborn slug. The cough was accompanied by a searing pain in his chest, but the intimation of the mortality bearing down on him left no mark upon him. The viscid love letter from the cancer in his lungs quivered briefly and then was still. It seemed at home there among the refused and casually discarded constituency of debris. Shithole. -- Lenny Tuberose

2006-10-20

A True Story of Lies
The CIA are not the good guys. -- Michael Bakunin

2004-06-20

Pope thinks Bush may be the Antichrist
According to an article in the New Catholic Times, the Pope thinks that George W. Bush may be the Antichrist as depicted in the Book of Revelations. -- Baron Earl

2002-05-03

Quit Washing NOW!!
This is an urgent Pigdog advisory to all loyal viewers. Please quit bathing, now. Thank you. -- Siduri

2002-04-19

George Bush, Now With Kung Fu Action Grip
Some toy company is now making George Bush and Osama Bin Laden action figures. I wonder if Big George gets to drive around in a special Camping Wagon with his best pal Big Tony, and then decapitate a rogue beaver with his chainsaw, like I used to make Big Jim do? -- Tjames Madison

2000-09-01

Geronimo's Skull Stolen -- By Secret Society!
Geronimo's skull was stolen by George Bush's father. An Apache chief, seeking to return the warrior's remains to an Arizona reservation, received a tip from a mole in the secret society. -- El Destino

2000-01-14

Duck and Cover!
Scientists report a HUGE and DESTRUCTIVE BLACK HOLE only 1600 LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM EARTH. Okay, you all know what to do in case this black hole comes SCREAMING directly toward your home and family, right? -- Miles Standish

2000-01-12

Discordian Society takes over orbital station!
Who is giving the Russian Space Agency 20 million to keep Mir going? And what do they intend to with Emperor Norton's DNA? -- ICBINJ

1999-11-05

Federal Intrusion Detection Network
On August 7, 1999, President Clinton issued an Executive Order establishing a Working Group on Unlawful Conduct on the Internet. The Group would prepare recommendations about the need for "new technology tools, capabilities or legal authorities" to successfully prosecute violations of the law, including the illegal sale of guns, explosives, controlled substances and prescription drugs, as well as fraud and child pornography. -- Baron Earl

1999-11-02

Penny for the Guy?
Friday, November 5 is Guy Fawkes Day! Crazy! Go out NOW and burn this crazy 17th-century anarchist in EFFIGY! -- Mr. Bad

1999-11-01

Chinese Better At Revolutionary Meditating Than We Are
The whole Falun Gong story just really inspires me. I mean it. Here's this religion, that stresses like slow exercise and meditation, and the government is TOTALLY CRACKING DOWN ON IT. I mean, it's like these Falun Gong people do these exercises, and it's SO EFFECTIVE at making people happy and healthy that the OPPRESSIVE CHINESE GOVERNMENT has to ban it to keep people from being healthy enough to shrug off their regime. -- Miles Standish

1999-09-20

U.S. Embassy in Denmark Attacked!!
Who says Denmark is a cute little country? A cute little country that breeds terrorists?? Huh? Okay, well not really. Actually this is just a case of Americans being dumb again. Sigh. -- Ms.BunnyPenny

1999-08-05

Blair Witch Not the First 'Recovered Footage' Flick?
There is buzz right now that "The Blair Witch Project" may have been heavily influenced by an earlier independent film called "The Last Broadcast." But could it be that BOTH movies took a page from a weird alien-abduction HOAX television special that ran on UPN in early 1998? -- El Snatcher

1999-05-26

Barry Manilow Recovering From Mouth Surgery
"Barry Manilow recovering from mouth surgery." That's all there is to the story, I guess. He had something wrong with his mouth, but now he's doing better. -- Tjames Madison

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2006-03-14

We don't know if Pol Pot was involved or not...
An FBI informant testified Monday in a federal terrorism trial that Osama bin Laden's chief deputy, Ayman al-Zawahiri, spent time in Lodi in 1998 and 1999 and frequented the community's mosque, a claim that a defense attorney described as outlandish. -- Baron Earl

2002-12-17

2002-02-27

Battered and fried
Inebriated lad losses battle with giant wad of dough. -- Miss Conduct

2001-03-15

Art Bell Silenced By NSA! -- El Snatcher

2001-02-02

2000-07-28

2000-07-17

The Committee of 300 -- Baron Earl

2000-04-14

Spying Robot Cows! -- El Destino

2000-01-29

1999-12-31

Not many of these .int domains around.
You could probably count the number of these .int domains used on one hand. -- Mr. Bad

1999-06-29

1999-06-11

Webcam Nets Nessie?!! -- Ms.BunnyPenny

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