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You're a no-goodnik, and you've always been a no-goodnik, Lenny Shirose.
-- Frankenstein Jones
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1998-12-18 10:37:00
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Q.A. has tons of videos for sale. Myself, I'm thinking of getting "Tiny Titans' Wrestling School", a video of the majestic Queen herself (all 6'3", 300lbs. of her) kicking the ASS of two little 4'6" girls. She squishes two of them at a time! She crushes them in her momentous tatas! As you can guess, much head smooshing ensues!
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