Some crazy wacked-out sadistic freaks at
Johns Hopkins Hospital forced a bunch of poor smucks
to hold their hands in buckets of freezing water until the
pain became unbearable. Half the guinea-pigs were asked to
fantasize about sex, the other half were got to day
dream about something dull like walking to class.
Turns out shock! thinking about launching your moisture
seeking love missile can help lessen the pain of freezing cold water --
or the fact that your significant other is a big pain in your ass...
This may be nature's way of allowing men and women to tolerate each other long
enough for the species to reproduce. So next time the ol' ball 'n chain is
railin' on you for something, remember, you've got the power of SCIENCE on your
side! Just close your eyes and imagine balling that cute little thing from the
office and feel the pain of failure, humiliation and defeat, float away...